Missile Jokes

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Funniest Missile Short Jokes

Short missile jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The missile humour may include short projectile jokes also.

1. President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
2. The whole world should be worried that North Korea has a missile that can hit New York... ... because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.
3. I'm concerned with the world news at the moment. Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, and I was thinking.
   "If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere".
4. North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary… Because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere…
5. i came up with this one and i think its a little silly. what do you call it when a missile fails to reach it's destination? projectile dysfunction
6. Trump Today Trump Today:
   Missile #1: "You're fired!"
   Missile #2: "You're fired!"
   Missile #3: "You're fired!"
   And so on 56 more times.
7. Britain has invented a new missile It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.
8. I've invented a rocket that intercepts incoming warheads by consuming them. It's a cannibalistic missile.
9. Breaking news, as Kim Jong-Un's nuclear missiles have reached the USA! Fortunately, the stamps were recognised and they were sent back
10. Putin has started to launch missile attacks from submarines off the coast of an East African archipelago He shells Seychelles by the seashore

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Missile One Liners

Which missile one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with missile? I can suggest the ones about grenade and rifle.

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's long range missiles.
2. Why did North Korea's missile fail? It had projectile disfunction.
3. How does North Korea celebrate Christmas? With missile tows
4. Today, in Hawaii, a missile wasn't fired But someone sure will be...
5. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
6. What do a missile silo and an Alaskan outhouse have in common? They both contain IC BMs.
7. Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile? It was the only way he could send it.
8. What did the hungry missile say? When is launch at?
9. North Korea Putting the miss in missile.
10. What's one thing a homing missile can't kill An orphan
11. A missile wasn't fired... But someone in civil defense sure will be.
12. What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends? A homie missile.
13. The missile attack was a home run. It covered all the bases.
14. Where do you file uncategorized rocket items? Under missile-enious.
15. What do you call a bomb made of cows A mooclear missile

Magic Missile Jokes

Here is a list of funny magic missile jokes and even better magic missile puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I cast magic missile at the darkness.

Witty Missile Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about missile you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rocket launch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make missile pranks.