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Funniest I Miss You Short Jokes

Short i miss you jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The i miss you humour may include short knock knock i miss you jokes also.

  1. a guy got an interview for a job with EA Boss: the second part of your resume is missing
    Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$
    Boss: welcome on board
  2. Whoever coined the phrase dad bod missed a golden opportunity... Should've called it "the Father-figure"
  3. My wife has been missing for over a week. The police said to be prepared for the worst. So I had to go to Goodwill to get all her clothes back.
  4. A dad joke my science teacher told me a long time ago: Why are bacteria so bad at math?
    Because they multiply by dividing.
    RIP Miss Henn. Miss her lots.
  5. Poor Prince Phillip... 99 years old, he just missed out on getting a letter from his wife.
  6. My dad is obsessed with The Beatles and is missing just one of their songs from his record collection. He needs Help.
  7. BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
  8. I went to my first Fight Club meeting last night Unfortunately I arrived 10 minutes late so I missed the introductions but I must say I had a fantastic time I'd recommend it to everyone.
  9. When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie... I miss snowballs, she was a good cat.
  10. My husband has been missing for six days now Police said to prepare for the worst.
    So I went to the charity shop to get his clothes back

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I Miss You One Liners

Which i miss you one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with i miss you? I can suggest the ones about i love u and knock knock miss you.

  1. Guess who woke up with 20 missed calls from his ex? My ex.
  2. If you ever miss 4:20 just wait untill 4:22 because... 4:22 is 4:20 too.
  3. Whosoever invented "dentures" missed out on calling them ... "Substitooths".
  4. I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters.
  5. For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid trans fats I'm gonna miss tumblr
  6. A blind man had to shoot his dog... To this day, he still misses him
  7. I used to miss Mitch Hedburg I still do... But I used to, too.
    RIP
  8. Sometimes I miss my ex. So I drop it into reverse and try again.
  9. Whoever called it 'Dentures' really missed an opportunity to call it 'Substitooths'.
  10. A stormtrooper just got sent to the firing squad. He will be missed.
  11. What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus? He waits for it at the next stop.
  12. Yo mama so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas
  13. What do Little Miss Muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have Kurds in their way
  14. My parents tried to surprise me with a car this Christmas... Fortunately they missed.
  15. I just turned 18 and my parents tried to surprise me with a car They missed

I Miss You Knock Knock Jokes

Here is a list of funny i miss you knock knock jokes and even better i miss you knock knock puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Novak Djokovic is the first person to be knocked out of the Australian Open. He only missed two shots.
  • After the quarantine is going to be like Knock knock
    Who's there?
    People
    People who?
    People who love and miss you!
  • How do you know if two elephants were having s**... in your backyard? Your fence is knocked down and one of your Hefty trash bags is missing.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about i miss you can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of i miss you puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Laughable I Miss You Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about i miss you you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean miss you knock knock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make i miss you prank.

A guy, arriving at the hotel in his dream vacation, sends his wife an SMS but he accidentally mistyped her number...

...the text went to a widow, which had just attended to her husband f**....
When she read the message she instantly passed out. Here's the message:
"Hey, babe, this place is so peaceful. You're coming next week, I just made your reservation. I miss you so much. Bring light clothes cause the temperature here is hellish. Xoxo"

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

I'm a strong man, I don't need no woman!

Is what I would like to say, but I miss you Mom!

I would like to shoutout my dad. He taught me to walk away from mistakes.

Please come back I miss you.

I haven't seen my son in months

One day a boy come home looking exactly like him but he said he was hungry. Son I don't know who this hungry guy is but I miss you, please come home. -Dad

Me: You wanna hang out later? / Her: Sorry, I don't talk to guys under 6'

Me: Please Mom? I miss you

My girlfriend dumped me because I said the wrong name in bed...

I miss you so much Yanny

I saw a wino eating a bunch of grapes

I said "You gotta wait!"
I miss you Mitch Hedberg

What did the Anti-Vaxxer tell her son before the school-day started?

I miss you.

My girlfriends new years resolution has already made me lose 130 lbs.

Please take me back. I miss you.

A man gets a text from his girlfriemd that reads "I miss you" Can you guess what the man replied?

I Mr. you

Hey girl, are you my morning prayers?

'Cause I miss you every single day.

I miss you.

Hi, Miss You. I'm Mr Ious. Do you know my friend Mrs You?

I'm in a long distance relationship

with White Castle. Please come to Los Angeles. I miss you..

A newlywed couple decide to go on a honeymoon...

... To Florida. The husband gets there before his wife does and decides to send her an email. He finishes unpacking and types it out, but when he sends it, he misstypes the adress and accidentally sends it to an old lady whose husband had recently died. The old lady reads the message and faints. It said:
"Dear honey,
I have arrived at our destination. I have unpacked and everything is ready for your arrival. I miss you and expect to see you soon!
Love,
Husband
P.S. Sure is hot down here!

jokes about i miss you

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