Miss Piggy Jokes
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Short miss piggy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The miss piggy humour may include short kermit miss piggy jokes also.
- If James Hetfield officiated kermit and Miss Piggy's wedding... He'd be a Pastor of Muppets!
- How come Miss Piggy hasn't thought about dating Porky Pig? Because she's in a kermitted relationship.
- miss piggy What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig? A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.
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Miss Piggy One Liners
Which miss piggy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with miss piggy? I can suggest the ones about kermit and miss piggy and piglet.
- Why did Miss Piggy never marry? *She's afraid of kermitment.*
I'm here all week. - Why can't miss piggy hold down a relationship? Because she's afraid of kermit-ment
- Why does Miss Piggy hate comedy? Because her father got roasted.
- Where did Kermit the Frog kiss Miss Piggy? Under the mistletoad
- If Kermit The Frog converted to Islam, would that make Miss Piggy... Haram bae?
- Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy? He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
- The real reason Kermit and Miss Piggy broke up They just couldn't kermit to each other
- What do you call a life sized miss piggy doll? Amy Schumer on a good day
- What do you get if you transgender Kim Jong Un? Miss Piggy.
- Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?
- Kermit has cured Miss Piggy With salt
- Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with
- How come Miss Piggy couldn't talk? She had a frog in her t**....
- What does Miss Piggy call o**... s**...? Having a frog in her t**....
- What did Miss Piggy's boyfriend do after he found out she was unfaithful? Kermit s**....
Witty Miss Piggy Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about miss piggy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean police pig jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make miss piggy pranks.
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What does Miss Piggy use as a d**...?
Hogwash.
(JOKE)."LOVE IS IN THE AIR" sammy:have you notice every time miss piggy is not around and kermit the frog smell bacon cooking,he has a panic attack.
sammy:have you notice every time miss piggy is not around and kermit the frog smell bacon cooking,he has a panic attack.
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Kermit and Miss Piggy never married.
He has Kermitment issues.
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Miss Piggy was arrested for smoking w**....
When the cops asked her what she was thinking she replied, "Kermit said he wanted baked ham for Christmas."
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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?
Nothing. She had a frog in her t**....
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If Kermit and Miss Piggy made a s**... tape...
They'd call it Frogsporn.
