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16 mispronounce jokes and hilarious mispronounce puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about mispronounce that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Mispronounce Short Jokes

Short mispronounce jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The mispronounce humour may include short jokes also.

  1. My doctor constantly says I'm artistic. I don't know why he keeps mispronouncing it, though
  2. I love to purposefully mispronounce French words, but you need to do it around the right people, otherwise they act like its a huge fox pass.
  3. There is a type of capital punishment where the executioner yells mispronounced words at the inmates until they die. It's called lethal inflection.
  4. During conversation, a guy mispronounces a physicist's name. Upon realizing this, he apologizes profusely. The physicist says, "It's Feynman."
  5. What did Super Mario's French teacher say when Mario mispronounced the word for "friend"? It's \_ami\_ Mario!
  6. My friend kept on trying to tell jokes with famous people's names in them, but he always mispronounced them. We were Matt Groening the whole time.
  7. If you make fun of me for mispronouncing a word... Is it really so wrong to think hateful thoughts? ...I axe you.

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Mispronounce One Liners

Which mispronounce one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with mispronounce? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees Sycamore
  2. I'm thinking of writing a joke about mispronounced grammar. I'll gerund to it later.
  3. What royal word is mispronounced to make it a waste of food? Duke
  4. How do you make the Detroit zoo more exciting You mispronounce tiger.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about mispronounce can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of mispronounce puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Mispronounce Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about mispronounce you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make mispronounce prank.

A joke we tell tourists in china

Back when the Terra-cotta Soldiers were discovered, Bill and Hilary Clinton decided to visit the site. It was also asked of the chinese officials arranging the tour, that the Clintons could meet the meek and old chinese man that discovered the Terra-cotta.
Back then, the Terra-cotta site was out in the province in a small local village. This village was the hometown of the fortunate old chinese man who discovered them and was going to meet POTUS. It also meant he had no education and spoke no english.
So the chinese officials prepared the old chinese discoverer with a few basic english phrases such as:
"hi, how are you"
"Fine, you?"
"Me too"
The day finally came and, naturally, the old chinese discoverer was nervous to be meeting Clinton. None the less he went through the english he was taught in his head and wasn't going to lose face.
Smiling, Clinton approached the old chinese discoverer and said, "Hello"
The chinese discoverer paused briefly to recall, but out of nervousness mispronounced; "Hi, who are you?"
"I am the President of the United States and the husband of this lovely lady," a surprised Clinton said while pointing at his wife.
"Me too," he replied

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