Misogynist Jokes
39 misogynist jokes and hilarious misogynist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about misogynist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Misogynist Short Jokes
Short misogynist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The misogynist humour may include short feminist jokes also.
- It says here on your resume that you were a m-misogynist? "Yes, I used to give massages."
"OHH! I was confused because--"
"Because you're a woman?" - A racist, a liar and a misogynist walks into a bar The bartender greeted Good evening, Mr. President!
- A narcissist, a misogynist, and a bigot walks into a bar... Bartender says, what'll it be Mr. President?
- I don't get why everyone says I'm a misogynist I don't massage people - that's a woman's job
- How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb? It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
- So I was rubbing down this broad at my massage therapy job, and I asked if her husband was paying. She asked if i was a misogynist.
I said "Listen honey, its pronounced masseuse." - Java is the most misogynistic programming language in existence It thinks women are objects
- I heard Dave Grohl is making a new misogynistic otaku themed band They're called the Wai-Foo Fighters
- What`s the definition of a misogynist? A man who hates every bone in the female body... except his own.
- If a black-hater is a racist, and women-hater is a misogynist, what do you call a hater-hater? A really confused guy.
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Misogynist One Liners
Which misogynist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with misogynist? I can suggest the ones about woman hating and radical feminist.
- If I had a dollar for every misogynistic joke I made I'd have 77 cents
- What is a misogynist? A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
- My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female.
- A misogynist says I like my women like I like my Nascar No rights
- How does a misogynist stay warm? He uses incel-ation.
- What did the misogynist ask the misandrist? "So is there a Mr Andrist?"
- Who is the most misogynistic Super Smash Brothers character? Inceleroar.
- What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist.
- What's a misogynists favourite drink? Oppresso
- How do you spot a misogynist artist? He paints women with a broad brush.
- I have to admit, I'm a bit of a misogynist. I love back rubs.
- I work as a misogynist. All I do all day is massaging women.
- What do you call a sexist person who gives massages Misogynistic
- What do you call it when a misogynist is your jogging coach? A tool-assisted speedrun
- What do you call a misogynistic mitochondria? An incell
Fun-Filled Misogynist Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about misogynist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sexism jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make misogynist pranks.
What did the man say to the feminist to get her angry?
Nothing. The fact that he didn't say anything to her made her think that he thought he was superior and therefore a sexist, misogynistic, s**... of the earth
Millions of children are being inspired by seeing their first presidential election.
If a misogynistic con artist and a lying criminal can run for president, then so can that kid eating dirt on the playground.
Don't you hate it when...
The inferior s**... accuses you of being misogynistic?
The difference between sexists and misogynists...
Sexist: I like my women like I like my jeans - loose in the c**...!
Mysogynist: I like my women like I like my jeans - acid washed!
My wife was teaching our children that Barbie and Disney were sexist and misogynistic.
I happen to believe that children learn through examples set by their parents.
So I told my wife to shut her yap and get back in the kitchen.
I pretty sure I just came up with this an original joke ...
A man venting to a couple who he is friends with at their local hangout about his wife, "She called me a misogynistic pig."
The couple who is listening, both look at each other before the female asks, "and how do you feel about what she said?"
He thinks about for a moment and says, "Ehh, she probably just on her period!"
Just got called a misogynist by my sister because. I refused to watch another Ellen Degeneres comedy special.
It's because I'm homophobic you d**....
Is America becoming more misogynistic?
Presenter: "Let's ask this b**...".
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because feminists can't change anything.
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(edit) I should point out that I'm not misogynistic. I just don't like people who expect to be treated better than others without behaving respectfully. That includes chauvinist.
I walked into the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"h**..., h**..., h**...!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
