Misogynistic Jokes

Funniest Misogynistic Short Jokes

Short misogynistic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The misogynistic humour may include short woman hating jokes also.

1. It says here on your resume that you were a m-misogynist? "Yes, I used to give massages."
   "OHH! I was confused because--"
   "Because you're a woman?"
2. A narcissist, a misogynist, and a bigot walks into a bar... Bartender says, what'll it be Mr. President?
3. I don't get why everyone says I'm a misogynist I don't massage people - that's a woman's job
4. So I was rubbing down this broad at my massage therapy job, and I asked if her husband was paying. She asked if i was a misogynist.
   I said "Listen honey, its pronounced masseuse."
5. Which Donald Trump quote is both racist and misogynistic at the same time? No Juan has more respect for women than I do.
6. apparently i'm really good at giving massages... so many women are calling me a misogynist.
7. What did the Spanish detective say as he examined the misogynistic cannibal's victim? Señorita
8. What did the misogynist general exclaim in grief when his soldiers died in war? #notallmymen
9. I don't know why people have issues with those being misogynistic... I thought everyone like massages.
10. I got called a misogynist today which is messed up Because I love getting massages.
    I just prefer getting them from men because they're better at it

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Misogynistic One Liners

Which misogynistic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with misogynistic? I can suggest the ones about feminist and radical feminist.

1. What is a misogynist? A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
2. My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female.
3. What did the misogynist ask the misandrist? "So is there a Mr Andrist?"
4. Who is the most misogynistic Super Smash Brothers character? Inceleroar.
5. What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist.
6. What's a misogynists favourite drink? Oppresso
7. How do you spot a misogynist artist? He paints women with a broad brush.
8. I have to admit, I'm a bit of a misogynist. I love back rubs.
9. What do you call a sexist person who gives massages Misogynistic
10. My last girlfriend said I was a "misogynist" I said, yeah right! I love Japanese soup
11. If a man masseur refuses to give a massage to a woman Is he a misogynist?
12. Q: What do a misogynist and a misandrist have in common? A: Misanthropy.
13. If I had a dollar for every misogynistic joke I made I'd have 77 cents
14. Don't you hate it when... The inferior s**... accuses you of being misogynistic?
15. Is America becoming more misogynistic? Presenter: "Let's ask this b**...".

Great Misogynistic Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about misogynistic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean oppressive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make misogynistic pranks.