Misogynist Jokes
39 misogynist jokes and hilarious misogynist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about misogynist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Misogynist Short Jokes
Short misogynist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The misogynist humour may include short feminist jokes also.
- It says here on your resume that you were a m-misogynist? "Yes, I used to give massages."
"OHH! I was confused because--"
"Because you're a woman?" - A narcissist, a misogynist, and a bigot walks into a bar... Bartender says, what'll it be Mr. President?
- I don't get why everyone says I'm a misogynist I don't massage people - that's a woman's job
- So I was rubbing down this broad at my massage therapy job, and I asked if her husband was paying. She asked if i was a misogynist.
I said "Listen honey, its pronounced masseuse." - Which Donald Trump quote is both racist and misogynistic at the same time? No Juan has more respect for women than I do.
- apparently i'm really good at giving massages... so many women are calling me a misogynist.
- What did the Spanish detective say as he examined the misogynistic cannibal's victim? Señorita
- What did the misogynist general exclaim in grief when his soldiers died in war? #notallmymen
- I don't know why people have issues with those being misogynistic... I thought everyone like massages.
- I got called a misogynist today which is messed up Because I love getting massages.
I just prefer getting them from men because they're better at it
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Misogynist One Liners
Which misogynist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with misogynist? I can suggest the ones about woman hating and radical feminist.
- What is a misogynist? A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
- My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female.
- What did the misogynist ask the misandrist? "So is there a Mr Andrist?"
- Who is the most misogynistic Super Smash Brothers character? Inceleroar.
- What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist.
- What's a misogynists favourite drink? Oppresso
- How do you spot a misogynist artist? He paints women with a broad brush.
- I have to admit, I'm a bit of a misogynist. I love back rubs.
- What do you call a sexist person who gives massages Misogynistic
- My last girlfriend said I was a "misogynist" I said, yeah right! I love Japanese soup
- If a man masseur refuses to give a massage to a woman Is he a misogynist?
- Q: What do a misogynist and a misandrist have in common? A: Misanthropy.
- If I had a dollar for every misogynistic joke I made I'd have 77 cents
- Don't you hate it when... The inferior s**... accuses you of being misogynistic?
- Is America becoming more misogynistic? Presenter: "Let's ask this b**...".
Fun-Filled Misogynist Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about misogynist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean madman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make misogynist pranks.
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A racist, a liar and a misogynist walks into a bar
The bartender greeted Good evening, Mr. President!
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What did the man say to the feminist to get her angry?
Nothing. The fact that he didn't say anything to her made her think that he thought he was superior and therefore a sexist, misogynistic, s**... of the earth
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The difference between sexists and misogynists...
Sexist: I like my women like I like my jeans - loose in the c**...!
Mysogynist: I like my women like I like my jeans - acid washed!
My wife was teaching our children that Barbie and Disney were sexist and misogynistic.
I happen to believe that children learn through examples set by their parents.
So I told my wife to shut her yap and get back in the kitchen.
I pretty sure I just came up with this an original joke ...
A man venting to a couple who he is friends with at their local hangout about his wife, "She called me a misogynistic pig."
The couple who is listening, both look at each other before the female asks, "and how do you feel about what she said?"
He thinks about for a moment and says, "Ehh, she probably just on her period!"
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Just got called a misogynist by my sister because. I refused to watch another Ellen Degeneres comedy special.
It's because I'm homophobic you d**....
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A misogynist says I like my women like I like my Nascar
No rights
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I walked into the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"h**..., h**..., h**...!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
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I heard Dave Grohl is making a new misogynistic otaku themed band
They're called the Wai-Foo Fighters
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What`s the definition of a misogynist?
A man who hates every bone in the female body... except his own.
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If a black-hater is a racist, and women-hater is a misogynist, what do you call a hater-hater?
A really confused guy.
