The Best 31 Misogynist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Misogynist jokes. There are some misogynist hater jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these misogynist females puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Misogynist Jokes and Puns

Just got called a misogynist by my sister because. I refused to watch another Ellen Degeneres comedy special.

It's because I'm homophobic you dumbass.

(Misogynist Joke #4) - My girlfriend complains about how painful her period cramps are...

I reminded her that's her fault for being a woman.

What`s the definition of a misogynist?

A man who hates every bone in the female body... except his own.

Misogynist joke, What`s the definition of a misogynist?

My girlfriend called me a misogynist today

That's a big word for a female.

What's a misogynists favourite drink?


What do you call a skinny misogynist?

Skinny or fat, I find that they prefer to think of themselves as "egalitarian".

What kind of jokes do Feminists find funny?

You thought this was going to be a joke about Feminists didn't you? YOU MISOGYNIST.

Misogynist joke, What kind of jokes do Feminists find funny?

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

What do you call a masseuse that only massages men?

A misogynist.

A narcissist, a misogynist, and a bigot walks into a bar...

Bartender says, what'll it be Mr. President?

Where do misogynists come from?

Their dicks.

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If a misanthrope is someone who doesn't like people, and a misogynist is someone who doesn't like women, what's a mistake?

A vegetarian.

Where does a tense misogynist go to smoothen out his problems?


What do you call it when a misogynist is your jogging coach?

A tool-assisted speedrun

My last girlfriend said I was a "misogynist"

I said, yeah right! I love Japanese soup

My wife is a violent ardent feminist. When I heard a new misogynist rap song play I wanted to post about it to facebook.

But she beat me to it.

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apparently i'm really good at giving massages...

so many women are calling me a misogynist.

I work as a misogynist.

All I do all day is massaging women.

How do you spot a misogynist artist?

He paints women with a broad brush.

What did the misogynist general exclaim in grief when his soldiers died in war?


If a black-hater is a racist, and women-hater is a misogynist, what do you call a hater-hater?

A really confused guy.

I have to admit, I'm a bit of a misogynist.

I love back rubs.

What did the misogynist ask the misandrist?

"So is there a Mr Andrist?"

I am not misogynist, I love women.

Especially when they are naked.

I got called a misogynist today which is messed up

Because I love getting massages.

I just prefer getting them from men because they're better at it

Not misogynistic

when two lesbians go to a restaurant, who gets the bill.

Who is the most misogynistic Super Smash Brothers character?


A racist, a liar and a misogynist walks into a bar

The bartender greeted Good evening, Mr. President!

What's the definition of a misogynist?

A man who hates every bone in a woman's body except his.

How does a misogynist stay warm?

He uses incel-ation.

I don't get why everyone says I'm a misogynist

I don't massage people - that's a woman's job

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