Miso Jokes
29 miso jokes and hilarious miso puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about miso that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Miso Short Jokes
Short miso jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The miso humour may include short noodles jokes also.
- What did the Japanese rose say to the American soldier when they met in Vietnam? Miso Thorny
- What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone? Miso sorry...
- Q: What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup? A: uh, me so sorry.
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Miso One Liners
Which miso one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with miso? I can suggest the ones about chopsticks and soup.
- Why does Jesus eat at Benihana? Because he loves miso!
- Why does Jesus eat at Japanese restaurants? Because he loves Miso
- What's Jar Jar Binks' favorite soup? Miso soup
- What is an Asian Canadian's preferred soup? Miso Sorry
- What did the sushi say to its fiance? You make miso happy.
- What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!
- Miso Soup Me feed you long time.....
- What did the bowl of soup say to the other bowl of soup? You make miso happy.
- Recently discovered that my local coffee house sells my favorite soup... MISO HAPPY! :D
- How soup are you? Miso soup.
- I messed up the Japanese food order and my girlfriend got angry. I said "miso sorry"
- What the japanese version of mission impossible? Miso impossible
Rib-Tickling Miso Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about miso you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tempura jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make miso pranks.
What is a misogynist?
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.
I don't get why everyone says I'm a misogynist
I don't massage people - that's a woman's job
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I can't say whether or not science can create an aphrodisiac from fermented soybeans, but...
...I can say that it needs to be called Miso h**....
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A misogynist says I like my women like I like my Nascar
No rights
What did the misogynist ask the misandrist?
"So is there a Mr Andrist?"
Who is the most misogynistic Super Smash Brothers character?
Inceleroar.
What's a misogynists favourite drink?
Oppresso
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(Misogynist Joke #4) - My girlfriend complains about how painful her period cramps are...
I reminded her that's her fault for being a woman.
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Not misogynistic
when two l**... go to a restaurant, who gets the bill.
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I am not misogynist, I love women.
Especially when they are n**....
What did the misogynist general exclaim in grief when his soldiers died in war?
#notallmymen
