Misinterpretation Jokes
17 misinterpretation jokes and hilarious misinterpretation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about misinterpretation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Misinterpretation Short Jokes
Short misinterpretation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The misinterpretation humour may include short jokes also.
- My therapist says I'm socially awkward because I misinterpret what people say to me... I'm pretty sure she wants me
- I had a phobia of icebergs, so my psychiatrist said to try taking my phobia head on. As Captain of the Titanic, there might've been some misinterpretation going on there...
- Putin denies Russian naval exercises in Finnish waters, claims that sonar readings "were misinterpreted". Whoops, wrong sub.
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Misinterpretation One Liners
Which misinterpretation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with misinterpretation? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What do Incel and excel have in common? Misinterpreting something as a date.
- 2 hunters walk into a bar... ...That was the worst time to misinterpret the word 'duck'
- Jared Fogle grossly misinterpreted "Eat Fresh".
- Who was the only person to misinterpret the phrase "Break a leg"? Tanya Harding
Misinterpretation Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about misinterpretation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make misinterpretation pranks.
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As a man of Jewish descent
As a man of Jewish descent I don't like jokes about us Jews.
I think they often cement prejudices and misinterpretations of the Jewish people and culture.
But every now and then even I enjoy a good laugh and feel that I shouldn't be so serious about everything.
So I have a very good joke about the holocaust here if anyone wants to buy it?
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We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists...
Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**
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An elderly prospector was mining for gold with his daughter, Anne.
He chipped away and mined the ore while she maintained the camp and washed and organized anything he found.
They had a system where any time she found something special, she would light a special red lantern to let him know.
She wasn't very good at identifying gold though, and often misinterpreted the shine from mica or quartz as the gleam of a gold nugget.
After the third time in a day that she lit up the red lantern to falsely notify him of a newly found nugget, he grew angry and yelled at her.
"God d**...! They're rocks, Anne. You don't have to put on the red light!"
The curious monk
A monk in an ancient monastery is doing his daily work, transcribing and recopying the ancient scrolls and scriptures of his tradition that his predecessors wrote, which they copied from their ancestors texts and so on....
The curious monk begins to wonder if in the endless sequence of copying and recopying over the ages, something got misinterpreted or lost in translation: he goes to investigate the archives.
His friends don't hear from him for a few days. They finally find him in the archives, lying in a pool of scrolls and tears. "What's wrong?", they ask him. He cries: "It said CELEBRATE!!!"
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The Glorious Leader visits a pig farm
Kim Jong-Un visits a pig farm and has the obligatory p**... photo taken.
Later, three editors for the Pyongyang Times are facing the task of finding an appropriate caption.
#1: "How about 'The Glorious Leader among pigs'?"
#2: "Are you mad? That could cost us our heads!"
#3: "How's 'Even the farm animals look up to our Dear Leader'?"
#2: "No, no, no. Could be misinterpreted. We need something neutral."
They debate the entire evening.
The caption on the following day's issue simply states, "Kim Jong-Un, third from left."
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A high-class London lawyer gets stopped by police...
A high class stuck-up London lawyer gets pulled over by traffic police for failing to stop at a stop sign.
Officer: 'License and registration please'
Lawyer: 'Why?'
Officer: 'Because you failed to stop at the stop sign back there'
Lawyer: 'But I slowed down and could see that no cars were coming'
Office: 'But it's a stop sign sir, it doesn't matter if it was clear, you still needed to stop before setting off again. License and registration please'
Lawyer (trying to be all s**... and righteous): 'Alright then Officer, explain to me the difference between stopping and slowing down, surely it's open to misinterpretation?'
The officer says 'Alright then, step out of your car please Sir'.
The Lawyer steps out of his car and the officer throws him to the floor, pulls out his baton and starts beating him with it continually.
'Now then,' says the Officer, 'do you want me to stop, or to slow down?'