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Have you read the book Grand Canyon mishap?

It was written by Illen Dover and Phil Lin.

I was banned from being a Scout leader after a baking mishap on a joint group weekend camping trip.

I fudged a Brownie.

My boss is still annoyed with me, just because, yesterday, there was a mishap involving a pringle and some superglue...

He's got a chip on his shoulder

Did you hear about the mishap at the Asia Summit?

The Chinese government is seeking answers after the recent Beijing Conference. Apparently, several of Obama's and Putin's private bodyguards were the last to use one of the royal toilets before it was reported clogged.
Obama announced that he will ask congress to create a commission to investigate the incident while Putin denies that his forces ever entered the bathroom.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

"You're a lizard Harry!"

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

A Mishap

My sister won't let me hold her baby anymore...
Last time I held my sister's baby, I dropped it. It wasn't even a big deal, but she started freaking out. It was an accident! Just an accident, no big deal. What happened was, after I was holding the baby and I inevitably dropped it, we start arguing and she's overreacting big time. She called the cops, said I did it on purpose, blah blah of course all the while I'm denying it. She's all red in the face screaming at me
But my real question is, who brings a baby to the Grand Canyon?
Nah I'm just kidding, my sister doesn't have kids
Anymore.


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