Miserably Jokes

Funniest Miserably Short Jokes

Short miserably jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The miserably humour may include short desperately jokes also.

1. I signed up for Binary 101, but failed it miserably. I had no idea it was a Level 5 course.
2. I think my wife's cheating on me with my best friend. He's been miserable lately. Poor guy.
3. I think John is having an affair with my wife Kevin: I think John is having an affair with my wife.
   Jim: What makes you think that?
   Kevin: He is so miserable lately..
4. As I was leaving with my bags, my wife said, "I hope you have a slow and miserable death"... I said, "So you want me to stay now?".
5. Last year I felt miserable and depressed, but this year I've managed to turn it around. Now I feel depressed and miserable.
6. My IT friend tried to flirt with a waitress and failed miserably I guess it wasn't the first time he couldn't connect to the server
7. My high school guidance counselor told me I'd never become anything as an adult. Jokes on her. I became miserable!
8. Just asked Siri 'surely the weather is not going to be this miserable again tomorrow?' Siri replied, 'yes it will be and don't call me Shirley'
   Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode
9. My friend tried to enlist the help of his spouse in our dad-joke contest... She failed miserably, making no decent jokes.
   I said, "looks like you brought a wife to a pun fight."
10. My life was depressing and miserable but I turned that around, Now it's miserable and depressing.

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Miserably One Liners

Which miserably one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with miserably? I can suggest the ones about poorly and misery.

1. Why do vegans often look miserable in photos? They don't like to say 'cheese'
2. I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables "Lame is."
3. I'm sure my mate is having an affair with my wife... He's been proper miserable lately.
4. Why was the baker so miserable? He lost the custardy battle.
5. A woman asks her husband "John, why are you so miserable?" "Because my name is Sam"
6. I'm so miserable without you... It's like you are still here.
7. Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably... I Kind of Blue it
8. How much does it cost to make someone's life miserable? 50 cents.
9. Hey Yoda, how did you like the new version of Les Miserables? Yoda: Lame is.
10. Money can't buy happiness. It just makes other people look more miserable.
11. May you live your life with joy and may she make you miserable.
12. last week I felt miserable and depressed, this week I've managed to turn it around...
13. Why are muffins miserable? Because they're bread inside.
14. This isn't working out. I think we should start making other people miserable.
15. Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

Comedy Miserably Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about miserably you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean terribly bad jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make miserably pranks.