The Best 21 Miserably Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Miserably jokes. There are some miserably attempt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these miserably hyena puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Miserably Jokes and Puns

My IT friend tried to flirt with a waitress and failed miserably

I guess it wasn't the first time he couldn't connect to the server

Blonde woman calls her boyfriend....

"Sweetie, I'm doing this jigsaw puzzle and can't figure it out, would you come and help me?" she says.

Boyfriend comes over, and asks "What is the puzzle of?"

"A rooster", she replies miserably, gesturing towards the table, "But I can't even figure out where to start."

Boyfriend looks at the table, takes his girlfriend by the hand and says "OK, let's sit down and have a cup of tea, and then we can start putting the cornflakes back in the box."

A bus full of wives going on a picnic

fall into a river and all die.

The husbands saddened cry for a week while one husband continued to cry for more than two weeks.

When asked why he misses his wife so much he replied miserably...

"My wife missed the bus!!"

Miserably joke, A bus full of wives going on a picnic

My friend tried to enlist the help of his spouse in our dad-joke contest...

She failed miserably, making no decent jokes.

I said, "looks like you brought a wife to a pun fight."

A bus full of housewives

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic crashed with no survivors.
People cried for a week. But there was a man who was still crying after 2 weeks. When asked why he is still crying, he replied miserably: "My wife missed the bus."


Obscure jokes are like ultra early archer rushes against diety AI in Civ III

They usually fail miserably.

After failing miserably at a standup routine I told my girlfriend I was going to try physical comedy. She said...

"You can't pull your pants down in public."

Miserably joke, After failing miserably at a standup routine I told my girlfriend I was going to try physical comedy

They tried to hide the yard sale at the cemetery but failed miserably

It was a dead giveaway

I tried to find volunteers for a tug of war game during a party, but failed miserably

The good players just won't come forward.

A friend insisted I should drink Canady Dry.

Three weeks later I must admit I failed miserably.

NSFW You lick it, aim it, and put it in. Yet I fail miserably every time.

Sewing is very hard sometimes.

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Attention Nerds!

It would be so much easier if humans came with an error message just like computers do.
Imagine sitting in a restaurant and failing miserably at flirting with the waitress.
"Warning! Error establishing connection with the Server"

Did you hear about the zookeeper who failed miserably by letting his lions escape?

He lost his pride.

Tried to cover Miles Davis but failed miserably...

I Kind of Blue it

Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business

Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions

A blonde tried to rob a bank

It failed miserably when she tied up the safe and decided to blow the guards.

Miserably joke, A blonde tried to rob a bank

They should do an "Ocean's 1"..

..where it's just 1 person failing miserably at pulling off a heist because he has no friends.ο»Ώ

TIL four Chinese brothers attempted to invent the airplane but failed miserably

Apparently two Wongs don't make a Wright

I hired a prostitute to do my accounting work

She failed miserably, but it's the thot that counts.


Playing a trump card no longer means a winning hand...

... Its now a small orange hand that's failing miserably.

My business centered around making awards for the **"Cats with the Most Beautiful Rear-End of the Year"** ceremony failed miserably...

Everyone kept telling me it was a *cat-ass-trophy*.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the miserably fail jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working miserably halftime piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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