Miscarriage Jokes
57 miscarriage jokes and hilarious miscarriage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about miscarriage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Miscarriage Short Jokes
Short miscarriage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The miscarriage humour may include short abortion jokes also.
- Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing? A: Miscarriage
This joke never gets old, just like the baby. - What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive? Miscarriage
- What's 9 inches long,pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth Her miscarriage
- [nsfw] I knew a girl who had a miscarriage while taking a shower It was the worst baby shower ever
- Hear the one about the miscarriage? I overheard it yesterday. The joke was funny but the delivery was all wrong
- Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth? Our miscarriage.
- My girlfriend was crying after she had a miscarriage... I said, "don't worry hunny, at least it was still born..."
- What's something that starts in m and ends arriage that makes people unhappy. Miscarriage...
- My sister and her husband live next to a bunch of cell phone towers, and they're concerned it's going to affect the health of their children. *If* they can stop having miscarriages.
- What is the difference between a miscarriage and a miscarriage of justice? One takes away your freedom, the other gives you it back.
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Miscarriage One Liners
Which miscarriage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with miscarriage? I can suggest the ones about pregnancy and aborted.
- You know what never gets old? A miscarriage.
- Why can't you trick a miscarriage? Because it wasn't born yesterday.
- What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime? Miscarriage of Justice
- What do you call a stroller with a dead Baby in it? A miscarriage.
- My wife had a surprise miscarriage. Wait. That came out wrong.
- I asked my wife to have a miscarriage, and she did. She almost always delivers.
- What really brings out the child in me? A miscarriage
- What brings out the child in all women? A miscarriage
- Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball? Miscarriage
- What do you call a cow undergoing a miscarriage? Decalfinated
- What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh? A mis-carriage
- Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage
- What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage. - If a woman with abs gets a miscarriage does that make the baby... Absent
- What's 6 inches long, red and your wife cries when you feed it to her? Her miscarriage.
Witty Miscarriage Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about miscarriage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean morning sickness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make miscarriage pranks.
Joke directed insult
A woman walks into the doctors office. She says she wants a child, but doesnt want to have s**.... The doctor says ok and asks what kind of child she wants. The woman said she wanted a smart and handsome kid. The doctor then hands her a blue pill.
A few months later, the woman comes back and says she has had a miscarriage but still wants a child. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she wants. The woman said she will have a regular kid this time. The doctor then hands her a red pill.
Even more months later, the woman returns and says shes had a miscarriage but still wants a kid. The doctor says ok and asks what kind of kid she will want. She says since the other ones did not work out she will have a ugly, s**... kid. The doctor says ok and hands her a pill.
*At this point the joke teller asks the victim what color they think the pill is.
*The response will most likely be "I don't know, what?"
*The joke teller then says "I don't know, try asking your mother."
Immaturity at its best.
Lindsay Lohan had a miscarriage while filming her reality TV show
So, will she sue herself?
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when i feed it to her?
her miscarriage
im so sorry
What do you say to a Female comedian who has just had a miscarriage?
"You should work on your delivery".
What did the gamer say to his wife after her miscarriage?
You must construct additional pylons.
What's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage?
You can't eat a train carriage.
What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's t**...?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call it when a future serial killer's mom has an abortion.
A miscarriage of justice
What do you call losing the life you've always wanted with your significant other?
A miscarriage.
I was absolutely distraught when my girlfriend told me she'd had a miscarriage.
I had to leave the pub and go to the hospital.
My girlfriend keeps saying she's "still got it"...
Also, she doesn't like me asking if she's had a miscarriage
Yeah, I'm into b**......
**B**ursting through doors
Directions
Speaking with doctor
Miscarriage
They say that most miscarriages are caused by mismatched chromosomes
But that's really a misconception
Why do fat women rarely get pregnant?
Cause the bed falls through the floor during s**... and she gets an immediate miscarriage.
What word starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, neither does the baby
Offensive crayon ideas!
Presidential Orange
Miscarriage Maroon
Privilege White
Travel Ban Brown
Lives Matter Black
"I should have known better than to talk to him like that, these bruises are my fault" Blue
A time traveler goes back in time to force h**...'s mom to have an abortion.
It was a miscarriage of justice.
So a couple is having a gender reveal party using a cake…
So the couple has all their friends and family over and they are all waiting till it's time to reveal cake hat the baby is.
Finally it's time to cut the cake and reveal it to everyone. The couple grabs the the crowd gathers around them and the cake. The couple took a long time frosting the cake, blue on one side and pink on the other. They go to where the pink and blue touch and make a cut on both sides, one cut on blue and one on pink so it's still a surprise for everyone. They lift they slice to reveal the cake is Red Velvet.
They had a miscarriage
I called my son a b**... disappointment and my girlfriend burst out into tears
Appartently, she's sensitive about her miscarriage
