Misbehaving Jokes
31 misbehaving jokes and hilarious misbehaving puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about misbehaving that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Misbehaving Short Jokes
Short misbehaving jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The misbehaving humour may include short behave jokes also.
- She dimmed the lights. She leaned in. She looked straight into my eyes. I kissed her.
And now I am arrested by the police for misbehaving with the optician. - I don't always misbehave in Vietmamese restaurants, but when I do I'm always afraid they're going to... Bahn Mi
- My girlfriend complained about her new bunny misbehaving I said "just give her some thyme".
- Dad's equivalent of the mother's I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it, too to their misbehaving child Dad - I shot you once, and I can I do it again
- Why did the mirror's parents dislike it misbehaving? They were concerned about how it would reflect on them.
- My teacher randomly capitalizes letters on an assignment when someone misbehaves It's their capital punishment
- When I was a kid I was diagnosed as gluten intolerant. When I misbehaved my mom would make me eat a bunch of white bread. A gluten for punishment kind of thing.
- A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving." The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"
- What happened to the device which made electricity? It started misbehaving and was grounded.
- How did the trees tell the misbehaving saplings to get out of the grove before summer? They just said they had to leave by spring.
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Misbehaving One Liners
Which misbehaving one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with misbehaving? I can suggest the ones about wayward and offending.
- I named my dog Syndrome.. So when he's Misbehaving I yell "Down Syndrome"
^^^Stolen - What do you call a knight's horse that's misbehaving? A knight mare.
- I like my beef how I like my misbehaving teenagers... Grounded.
- When your pet rock is misbehaving You hit rock bottom
- My Cat's name in Minton when he misbehaves, he is Bad Minton
- How do you punish a misbehaving AI? Chop its bits off.
- What do you say to a gay kid when he's misbehaving? Tell him to straighten up
- What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!
- What did the house say to the misbehaving appliance? "You're grounded."
- What do you call a misbehaving horse? A rapstallion.
Hilarious Misbehaving Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about misbehaving you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rebellious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make misbehaving pranks.
A woman is at the park with her son when he starts misbehaving.
She looks at him sternly and says "If you don't stop before I count to 3, we're going home!"
1...
2...
2 and a half...
2 and three quarters...
2 and five sevenths...
Just then a man taps her on the shoulder and hands her his business card. Hi I work for Gabe Newell, co-founder of Valve, and we're looking for a new Vice President. I think you're just what we're looking for. Call me on Monday and we'll talk.
I was misbehaving in class...
I was misbehaving in class one day, and was sent out of the classroom to the head's office.
He said to me This is the 4th time this week! We're going to have to take this further. I'm going to call your father and ask him to come down so we can discuss your punishment.
I can't wait to meet him!
Why a man should always choose a dog over a wife
No man should ever choose a woman when we can get himself a dog.
Want proof?
Next time they misbehave put your dog and your woman in the garage for an hour and lock the door. Which one is happy to see you when you come back?
Broken Promises
While my son was at the school yesterday he was acting up. The teacher called on him and asked, "Do you remember what you promised me?" The boy said, "Yes, that I wouldn't misbehave anymore." Then the teacher asked, "And do you remember what I promised you?" The boy responded, "Yes, that if I misbehaved again I'd be sent to the principals office, but since I broke my promise it's ok if you do too."
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.
Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.
“Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
When I misbehaved, my father wouldn't s**... me....
Instead, he'd ground me.
And then he'd run electric current through me.
