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While humans get their Miranda rights, what does a Zombie get when they are arrested?

They get habeas corpus.

My dad was driving and I was giving directions. "Left on Bishop, Right on Main, Left on Miranda"

He says, "I've heard of Miranda Rights, but never Miranda Lefts!"

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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