Miranda Jokes
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Hilarious Fun Miranda Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
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Miranda had scraped knees...
..."Why have you got those marks on your knees?" her friend asked.
"Oh! It's from making love. d**...."
"Well, why don't you change positions then?"
"I'm willing, but the dog isn't."
While humans get their Miranda rights, what does a Zombie get when they are arrested?
They get habeas corpus.
I used to date a girl named Miranda Wrights.
It seemed like everything I said to her, she would use it against me!
Lin-Manuel Miranda is a great musician
He's made a few good Hamil-tunes
My dad was driving and I was giving directions. "Left on Bishop, Right on Main, Left on Miranda"
He says, "I've heard of Miranda Rights, but never Miranda Lefts!"
A horse walks into a bar ..
.. as Miranda and Samantha were already waiting, Charlotte was running late.
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