Miracle Whip Jokes
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I was wondering if anyone would be willing to support a petition to modernize the name of the Pope Mobile.
I think we should call it the Miracle Whip. It's got more of a tangy zip to it.
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What do you call the v**... Mary in a s**... dungeon?
Miracle whip.
The Bible says Jesus used a whip to drive out the money lenders...
I wonder if they called it his "Miracle Whip"?
What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?
"Sink-o de Mayo"
I prayed to God to help me get a new car, and I woke up to a giant dollop of mayonnaise in my driveway.
I guess he gave me a Miracle Whip.
There is an overseer called Miracle working on my plantation.
Miracle whips.
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What is a m**...'s favorite condiment?
miracle whip
What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?
Miracle whip.
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