Mira Jokes
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the miracle of being a teen mom
when you get pregnant young and your baby is born, hes feet are so small but even so he manages to stomp your dreams and goals.
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Miranda had scraped knees...
..."Why have you got those marks on your knees?" her friend asked.
"Oh! It's from making love. d**...."
"Well, why don't you change positions then?"
"I'm willing, but the dog isn't."
Miracle?
They say Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Derby winner Medina Spirit turned down an invite to Mira Lago...
...saying if he wanted to see a horse's a**... he would have come in second.
Miraculously, Martha survived a fall from a window of a 45-story building.
She sprained her foot, but otherwise she was okay. It helped that the particular window she fell from was on the first floor.
The Seven Miracles of the Soviet Union
Miracle 1: Everyone had a job.
Miracle 2: Even though everyone had a job, no one worked.
Miracle 3: Even though no one worked, the project was always completed beyond expectations.
Miracle 4: Even though the project was always completed beyond expectation, there was never anything to buy.
Miracle 5: Even though there was never anything to buy, everyone had everything they could want.
Miracle 6: Even though everyone had everything they could want, everyone still stole.
Miracle 7: Even though everyone stole, nothing was ever missing.
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For those that don't believe in miracles
My wife has had 3 v**... births. We are truly blessed.
Miracle of Science
I'm balding and that makes me sad. But thanks to the miracle of science...
I take antidepressants and now I'm never sad.
I'm on the miracle diet
If I lose any weight , it's a miracle.
a miracle
A rabbi walks through a Jewish town and then he spots a fat guy who is eating pork. The rabbi is upset and prays, whishing for the fat guy to be sick from eating this "un-clean" food.
After few minutes the rabbi changes his mind: he realized he was too strict: so he prays, prays very hard to undo his previous prayer.
And lo, there was a miracle: nothing happened to the fat man.
How do you tell if something is a miracle?
You look for the stamp.
(I know I have heard this before, does anyone know the origins or where it has previously popped up?)
The bacon tree.
Juan and Carlos have been stranded in the desert for 2 days. They are on the verge on dying of thirst when Juan sees something in the distance.
He gets closer to confirm his suspicions - off in the distance is an incredibly juicy bacon tree. "Mira!!" (Look!) "Carlos! Up ahead, it's a bacon tree!! A juicy delicious bacon tree!"
At this point Juan takes off in a sprint towards the bacon tree when out of nowhere he is gunned down!
Carlos runs to Juan's side as he lay there dying. Juan looks at Carlos and, with his final breaths, manages to say "Carlos, mi amigo, it was not a bacon tree. It was a ham bush."
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