The Best 4 Mir Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mir jokes. There are some mir apollo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mir laika puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mir Jokes and Puns

Why were cosmonauts on the Russian space station always bumping into things?

Because objects in Mir are closer than they appear.

Would you like to hear a german joke?

Tut mir leid so ein Ding existiert nicht

Edit 1: Grammar

Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station...

... because they always involve Mir puns.

I met this guy who said he was a Mir Space Station cosmonaut.

But I thought it was quite an achievement.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mir starship jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mir orbit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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