Minute Maid Jokes
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A rich guy visits a doctor for a little blue pill
The doctor gives him a sample to try out. He tells him to take it now and by the time you get home it should be working.
20 minutes later the guy calls the doctor to tell him his wife isn't home but the maid is there.
Doctor says, well... try it out with the maid.
Patient replies, I never needed a pill to get a hard-on with the maid.
Wife:Do you need anything at the grocery store?
Me: pick up 30 bottles of minute maid
Wife: why so many?
Me: didn't you hear the news? O.J. is free!
What do you call fast midget house cleaners?
Minute maids.
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Adolf h**...'s Refrigerator
Adolf h**... opens his fridge to find 5 gallons of Tropicana, 8 gallons of Cranberry Ocean Spray, 1 gallon of Grape Minute Maid and a pint of V8. How long until he eliminates all of the juice?
What do Wattpad and Minute Maid have in common?
Both make lemons, but neither does it well.
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Why did h**... buy stock in Minute Maid?
Because they make 100% Concentrated Juice
(OC) I got a new job at Minute Maid.
I'm working on the Punch line.
What are the chances you'd bump into someone you know at a baseball game in Minute Maid Park?
Astronomical
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A young Jewish couple was getting married...
As the wedding party was getting ready to enter the hall, they noticed the bride and groom were missing.
After a few minutes the groom shows up with a HUGE smile on his face.
His best man says "dude, I know you're getting married, this is a happy day, but that is quite a smile".
The groom says "I just snuck into the bridesroom and my wife to be gave me the best b**... of my life, honestly I can't believe my luck marrying this woman.
The men walk in and a few seconds later the bride shows up with a HUGE smile on her face. Her maid-of-honor says "sweetheart, you're getting married, it's a great day, but that is quite a smile".
The bride says "I know, but I just gave my laaaast b**...!"
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