mints Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious mints puns

A man visits the dentist after doing 69

After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, a man remembered he had a dentist appointment.

He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath, so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of Listerine mouthwash.

As he arrived at the dentist, he chewed 5 strong mints too.!

The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide.

The dentist got close enough & said, "Man, did you have a 69 before you came here?"

The guy was shocked, and asked, "Does my breath smell like pussy?"

The dentist said, "No; your forehead smells like ass..!!"

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After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend,

Bill remembered he had a dentist appointment.

He was afraid that the dentist wud smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and top off that with abundant mouthwash.

As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too.

The dentist told him to take a seat.


Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said "man did u have a 69 before u came here?"

Bill, shocked says "does my breath smell like pussy?"

The dentist says "no ur forehead smells like ass!!!

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After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Kevin remembered he had a dentist appointment.

He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of mouthwash.
As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too.
The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough & said, "Man did you have a 69 before you came here?"
Kevin, shocked says, "Why, No! Does my breath smell like pussy?"

The dentist says, "No, but your forehead smells like ass!!!"

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I've invented a new game. You use small breath mints as playing pieces in the old-fashioned match-3-in-a-row game. I'd be happy to teach you my strategy for winning this game, but I'll have to charge you a small fee:

Call it a Tic Tac Tic-Tac-Toe Tactics Tax.

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How do Hogwarts students keep their breathe fresh?

enchant mints

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Without anyone's help, I created mints that each weigh 1/16 of a pound...

I make my own announcemints now.

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Did you hear about the guy who turned his sperm into candy?

He said the real joke is always in the cum mints.

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Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.

Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.

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My 5 year old came up with this one...

"Eating mints? *(long dramatic pause)* That's cool!"

And he then proceeds to ROFL like it's best damn joke known to mankind.

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I just don't understand Canadian mints...

They don't make any cents...

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In the past I could get into a store with a penny and came out with 2 coke cans, 1 bag of chips and some mints, but not anymore...

...the store put cameras today.

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What can you say about a man who pops a couple tic tacs before beginning speaking?

He mints his words.

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My boy asked me how to get a kiss on the first date. I told him to plan ahead and get some breath mints.

Tac Tics my son, Tac Tics

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jerry has a 69

After a excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend , Jerry remembered he had a dentist Appointment

He was afraid the dentist would smell Pussy on his breath! So he brushed his teeth several times
Gargled ½ a litre of Listerine used dental floss as well

As he arrived at the dentist he sucked on two strong mints, His turn came up and the dentist said take a seat ,
Feeling Confident & relaxed Jerry opened his mouth wide The dentist got close enough & said
Man did you have a 69 before you came here
Jerry said Does my breath smell like pussy ? the dentist replied No your Forehead smells like shit"

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What do houses eat when their breath stinks?

Apart Mints

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What if instead of a "morning after pill"....

They made a "right before pill" that you take before sex... And what if they tasted like mints so you had fresh breath for kissing too...
We could call them Pre-dick-a-mints.

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What do you use to kick a canister of mints?

your tic-tac toe

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Which candy is the angriest?

Temper mints.

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What would you call a store that sold only mints and gum?

Bad Breath and Beyond.

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What kind of mints have the most integrity?

Legitamints

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What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

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A large wagon contaning menthol mints has crashed and shed it's load over the highway.

Police say there will be no congestion for at least the next 4 miles.

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Sure, skinny jeans make you look skinny...

Just like thin mints make you look thin.

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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I used to think there were fig-flavoured mentos

but they were fig mints of my imagination.

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There are these mints that are supposed to calm your nerves.

They have jokes on the inside of the packaging. I guess the real joke...

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Why are mints so smart?

Because mints make cents.

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What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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The true jape will forever remain the type of cannabis flavored candy used for vocalizing ideas.

The real joke is always indica comments mints.

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Why did Ebenezer shove mints up a sheeps ass?

baa! humbug

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How did the man who threw his mints in the garbage avoid jail time?

It was ruled he had non-compost-mentos

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Pain Pills?

You mean bitch mints?

**^^flexes**

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Just bought some extra strong mints...

...can't get the fuckers out of the packet!!

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What do you call two breath mints that were turned into humans by a scientist?

Ex-pair-a-mints.

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