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Minting Jokes

6 minting jokes and hilarious minting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about minting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Cheeky Minting Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What is a good minting joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Did you hear about the new minting machine that produces coins only if you focus intently on it?

It makes cents if you think about it.

If the US stops minting pennies, 99¢ deals will disappear

because they won't make cents any more.

The fact that we're still minting the penny...

even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.

Why would anyone buy a broken penny minting machine?

It makes no cents!

It's 2017, and President Hillary has ordered the minting of new coinage to celebrate female empowerment in the 21st Century. What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

I finally learned how coin minting machines work

It all makes cents now.


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