Unfortunately, though, I'm barred from future tours of the Mint.
I don't know why, it doesn't make any cents.
called Predickamints.
...they are all in mint condition.
Never mind, I'm cool now.
And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint
Tic-tac-toe!
My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
An encourage mint.
Abandonment.
and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition.
You can still smell the mint
To Test a Mint
He said it was worth so much because it was in mint condition.
Turns out that in-prison mint isn't as bad as I expected.
I'll be working at the U.S. Mint.
His wife went absolutely menthol
Never opened, only used once
It made cents
The director of the mint himself came to the machines engineer to ask him what the problem was.
"I can't figure it out!" exclaimed the puzzled engineer. "It doesn't make cents!!"
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They were in mint condition.
You could even say it's in...
..mint condition
Because proper tea is theft.
I've always wondered what that word mint
He said told me he works at a mint, I said to him "that makes cents".
It didn't make any cents!
It needed to get it's fill o' mint.
Because after my Grandpa quit working at the Federal Mint, he just stopped making cents.
I heard he made a mint.
I heard collectors pay more for items in mint condition.
Thyme.
I tell them I stopped making sense when I lost my job at the mint.
He made a mint.
Its in mint condition
The first guy pops a breath mint for his date so his breath smells good. Then the second guy starts chewing some gum so his breath smells good. Then the last guy starts eating onions and garlic. The others say "Don't you want to have nice smelling breath for your date?"
"Nah" he says, "The lips I'm kissing tonight already stink."
He said it wasn't fair; there was no common sense.
Because they don't make any cents.
....and sits down on the barstool.
He says, "I'll have two beers, and mint if you've got one."
The bartender says "Wow! You should join the circus!"
And the dog says, "Why, do they need electricians?"
... once he figured it out it made sense.
So one day at a coin mint, an engineer who works there is taking a trainee for a tour and shows him how everything works. They approach the dollar-making machine. After explaining it, the Engineer says:
"Well, what do you think? Complicated?"
And the Trainee says:
"No, I completely understand it; it makes sense."
To which the Engineer replies:
"No, it makes dollars."
It makes no cents.
Enlighten Mint!
It's in mint condition
*rim shot*
Mint conditioner.
That would be mint.
Especially when they are in mint condition
it was in mint condition
And they're going to make a mint.
They make a lot of cents.
He was nickel-and-dimed to death.
Great hairwash. Mint condition.
"Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"
Someone ordered a mojito.
There he goes, puts som mint in, lime juice and he starts pouring some vodka.
And the other bartender: RUM, FORREST, RUM!!!
It was ex sight mint!
They want to make less money.
Because they're in mint condition.
They say he made a mint
has to be a condiment.
It doesn't make cents!
The mint.
Mint
He made a mint!
I'll take my stuff and leave with my dad jokes.
Experimentos
... I guess it just wasn't mint to be.
Apparently he made a mint!
A condom mint.
the next morning he heads home to his wife with 2 fresh new black eyes,
shes asks "Did the bartender ask you what you do for a living?"
the mint workers says "well, I do make money after all"
They have jokes on the inside of the packaging. I guess the real joke...
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
Church in Albstadt, Germany, Bride waiting in mint condition.
They Munch on some Flesh Mint!
Because mints make cents.
So I told my sister it had Mint on it. She then started licking it.
I said we should post it at a boosted price because they are mint in box.
Got it? Good.
That's a fig-mint of your imagination.
It's called "Impeachmint"
The U.S. mint
(cents)
It doesn't make any sense.
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