Minotaur Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Never believe minotaurs...

Half of everything they say is bull.

I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales...

if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)

"Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?"

"Not much, just working on my Theseus."

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

Why was the Minotaur a social outcast?

Because he's so horny

What are the funniest minotaur jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Minotaur? Well, here are the best Minotaur puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Minotaur pick up lines to share with friends.


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