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Short minority jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The minority humour may include short majority jokes also.
- Minorities play the race card. Women play the gender card. Homosexuals play the gay card. What's left for straight white men? The Trump card.
- Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have? The Trump card.
- Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.
- My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler... ... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.
- C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar... The bartender shows them the door and says,
Sorry, we don't serve minors. - C, E flat and G walk into a bar. They ask the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, Sorry we don't serve minors here . E flat walks out while C and G have a fifth between the two of them.
- I must be in the minority, but I always lick my knife when I'm done None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
- a C, Eb, and a G walk into a bar... The bartender says "sorry we don't serve minors here," so the Eb walks out and the C and the G have a fifth between them.
- I hate when people say "She's out of your league" Just because I'm in the majors, and she's a minor. Doesn't mean it can't happen.
- hickory dickory dock, The mouse went up the clock. The clock struck One, and the other two got away with minor injuries.
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- I just joined a gym for religious minorities. Jehova's Fitness
- Someone keyed the music teacher's car Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor
- What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor
- How many cops does it take to push a minority down the stairs? None, "He fell"
- E Minor is Spooky. It always gives me the E B G Bs.
- Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem. It's a minor problem.
- What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor
- Why was the pianist arrested? He was caught playing in A minor.
- What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner
- When are minorities not minorities? When you look at crime statistics.
- What is Roy Moore's favorite piano key? A minor
- Why was the musician arrested? He fingered A Minor.
- What do you call it when a piano falls on a kids head? A flat minor
- Why did the pianist go to jail? Because he tapped *A Minor*
- My car was stolen and crashed by a gang of 14 year olds It was a minor collision
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What funny jokes about minority you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ethnic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make minority pranks.
Russian prime minister Medvedev comes to Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.
" I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening. - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff. Remember when that Polish plane crashed with their president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!!"
What was the guitar teacher arrested for?
f**... a minor
My wife minored in psychology. She's always using all her amateur psychology when we argue.
When I fired the pool boy, she said, "Well, you know, you're only firing him because he's so young and good looking, and you feel threatened and insecure, because it reminds you of your own mortality, and you're projecting all these insecurities onto someone else in a very passive/aggressive way, because these feelings are just too traumatic for you to deal with."
I said, "Honey...we don't have a pool."
Why was the piano teacher arrested?
He kept f**... A minor.
My wife was just in a minor accident. She's told the police that the man she hit was on his phone and drinking a Coke at the time
But they keep going on about how he can do what he wants in his own living room.
A prisoner slipped on the stairs 5 years into his 14 year sentence.
He suffered some minor injuries but he decided to pretend to be in a coma for rest of his sentence.
When he finally decided to drop the act on the last day of his sentence, the warden arrested him again, because you aren't supposed to end a sentence with a coma.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
Because he was f**... A minor...
Why did the guitarist go to jail?
For f**... a minor
It's ok to make jokes about s**... people…
…they're not a minority, after all.
guitar
The only time you can break a g string while f**... a minor without getting arrested.
I told my wife when I first met her that I play a LOT of golf
I told her …
If it's a beautiful sunny day I'm gonna play golf
If it's windy I'll play golf
If it's rainy I'll play golf
If we're in a minor car accident, I'll drop her off at the hospital and go play golf…
She said she's a hooker…
I said you're probably not holding the club right!
After seven years of medical training and hard work
my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
I wrote a song about a coal digger having s**... with a 15 year old.
I call it 'A Miner in a Minor' in A minor.
Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail?
He was caught f**... A Minor.
What's The Difference Between A Pianist And A pope.
The Pianist Doesn't Get Arrested For f**... A Minor
Russian Prime Minister Medvedev comes to President Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.
"Why"? Putin asks
" I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep, - I woke you up at 4AM in the morning, but I thought it was only evening, - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday, - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor, remember when that Polish plane crashed with the president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet !!"
