The Best 75 Minor Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Minor jokes. There are some minor tiny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these minor small puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Minor Jokes and Puns
my pre school guitar teacher...
got in trouble for fingering A minor, but he wasn't as bad as bad as my pre school violin teacher...he fiddled with kids... but both were not nearly as bad as my pre school piano teacher....who raped me in the mouth
Music Joke
A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the C chord "I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's your relative, he's still a minor."
Did you hear about the Guitar Player who got arrested last week?
He was caught fingering A minor.
I popped off my g-string while fingering a minor.
Which chord do pedophiles like the most?
A minor
I was fired from work at school...
So, due to a minor defect at birth, I was born with Strabismus, and up until last Friday, I was happy performing my duties as a teacher.
Unfortunately, I was fired. My boss told me he couldn't have a teacher in his school that couldn't control his pupils.
Did any of you hear about that pedo music teacher?
The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor.
I hate when people say "She's out of your league"
Just because I'm in the majors, and she's a minor. Doesn't mean it can't happen.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.
Why was the pianist arrested?
He was caught playing in A minor.
I got arrested while jamming on my guitar..
Apparently, I was fingering A Minor.
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I wrote a song about a coal digger having sex with a 15 year old.
I call it 'A Miner in a Minor' in A minor.
When are minorities not minorities?
When you look at crime statistics.
Why did the guitarist go to jail?
For fingering a minor
Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail?
Becuase he was caught fingering A minor.
Today I popped a G string while fingering a minor.
I'm going to the violin repair shop tomorrow.
Why did the guitar player get arrested
He was fingering a minor
LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself naked and accidentally get arrested and registered as a sex offender.
Spread the word.
Why was the piano teacher arrested?
He kept fingering A minor.
What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?
...A-flat minor
What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?
A flat minor.
Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have?
The Trump card.
Why did the audience hate the pedophile guitarist?
Because he broke a G string while fingering a minor
What symphony is a pedophiles favorite?
Mozarts' Flute in A minor
Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem.
It's a minor problem.
Hickory Dickory Dock...
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest escaped with minor injuries.
(Something my grandfather told me when I was five)
Did you hear about child molester who plays the piano?
He was fingering a minor
I went to one of those colleges where you can make up your own degree...
I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van.
Why do pedophiles like to play guitar?
Because it's completely ok to finger A minor
Why was the guitarist arrested?
Because he was fingering A minor...
Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student?
She was A Minor.
A pianist is currently on trial.
He was accused of fingering A Minor.
After seven years of medical training and hard work
my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion and I think it's outrageous . He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession that he loves
What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail?
He was caught fingering A Minor.
What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger?
A minor minor miner
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor
Why did the pianist go to jail?
Because he tapped *A Minor*
What do you call it when a piano falls on a kids head?
A flat minor
My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler...
... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.
Why was the musician arrested?
He fingered A Minor.
Why was the bass player arrested?
He was caught fingering A minor.
What is Roy Moore's favorite piano key?
A minor
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
B flat.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a Morris Marina?
An episode of Top Gear.
Why was the guitar teacher fired?
For fingering A minor
What was the guitar teacher arrested for?
Fingering a minor
The key of C takes its relative to the bar and orders them both a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve A minor."
Guitar
The only time you can break a g string while fingering a minor without getting arrested.
Why did the pianist go to jail?
For fingering A minor.
Minorities play the race card. Women play the gender card. Homosexuals play the gay card. What's left for straight white men?
The Trump card.
How did the catholic priest play the piano?
In A minor.
I'm selling an almost brand new iPhone X with a minor issue for $50
Issue: the owner is calling
What's R. Kelly's favorite chord to play on the piano?
A Minor
Musicians really need to do something about that E minor
It always gives me the E B G Bs
E Minor is Spooky.
It always gives me the E B G Bs.
What's The Difference Between A Pianist And A Pope.
The Pianist Doesn't Get Arrested For Fingering A Minor
What's a priests favourite chord on a guitar
A minor
If you know nothing about constellations at least learn Ursa Minor
...that's the bear minimum.
What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?
The Chilean mining company gets its miners stuck in a shaft. The Catholic priest gets its shaft stuck in a minor.
As a musician, I hate the key of E minor.
It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
Today is a VERY, VERY sad day.
VERY VERY VERY SAD DAY. A good friend of mine, after 7 years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. He is still paying his school loans. This just goes to show you one minor mistake can ruin your life. Thoughts for him and his family.
He really is a great guy and a brilliant veterinarian.
I must be in the minority, but I always lick my knife when I'm done
None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
A prisoner slipped on the stairs 5 years into his 14 year sentence.
He suffered some minor injuries but he decided to pretend to be in a coma for rest of his sentence.
When he finally decided to drop the act on the last day of his sentence, the warden arrested him again, because you aren't supposed to end a sentence with a coma.
Someone keyed the music teacher's car
Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor
Doctor- Calm down alex, it's just a minor operation.
Patient- thank you, but I am not Alex.
Doctor- I am.
Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of
The Quaranteens.
What is the holiest chord to play?
The G sus although most priests prefer A minor
Some asshole just keyed my brand new car!
Thankfully, the damage seems to B minor
I'm not sure why all the fuss about Prince Andrew
It seems to be a pretty minor affair...
what happens when a piano crushes a miner?
D minor B flat
What do you call a young musician?
A minor.
What do you get after dropping a piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat Minor.
Two sharp criminals just vandalized your home!
Luckily, the damage looks to B Minor
The Queen is laying in hospital with her children at her bedside.
The doctors remain optimistic but I worry my rule is coming to an end . She says.
But the Doctors say you have the omicron variant, do they not? Said Charles.
That's right , she replied.
And the Symptoms are minor are they not? He continued
It's true, but my body is weak and I grow tired .
Suddenly, Andrew interjects:
Minor you say? Can't you just pay them to disappear ?
hickory dickory dock,
The mouse went up the clock. The clock struck One, and the other two got away with minor injuries.
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