Minor Jokes
137 minor jokes and hilarious minor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about minor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This collection of jokes about "minor" topics will bring a smile to your face! From Morris Minors to minor inconveniences, from minor league baseball to concertos, from minimal to musical, you're sure to find something here to make you chuckle.
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Funniest Minor Short Jokes
Short minor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The minor humour may include short major jokes also.
- Minorities play the race card. Women play the gender card. Homosexuals play the gay card. What's left for straight white men? The Trump card.
- Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have? The Trump card.
- Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.
- My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler... ... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.
- C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar... The bartender shows them the door and says,
Sorry, we don't serve minors. - C, E flat and G walk into a bar. They ask the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, Sorry we don't serve minors here . E flat walks out while C and G have a fifth between the two of them.
- I must be in the minority, but I always lick my knife when I'm done None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
- a C, Eb, and a G walk into a bar... The bartender says "sorry we don't serve minors here," so the Eb walks out and the C and the G have a fifth between them.
- I hate when people say "She's out of your league" Just because I'm in the majors, and she's a minor. Doesn't mean it can't happen.
- hickory dickory dock, The mouse went up the clock. The clock struck One, and the other two got away with minor injuries.
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Minor One Liners
Which minor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with minor? I can suggest the ones about tiny and mini.
- I just joined a gym for religious minorities. Jehova's Fitness
- Someone keyed the music teacher's car Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor
- What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor
- How many cops does it take to push a minority down the stairs? None, "He fell"
- E Minor is Spooky. It always gives me the E B G Bs.
- Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem. It's a minor problem.
- What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor
- Why was the pianist arrested? He was caught playing in A minor.
- What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner
- When are minorities not minorities? When you look at crime statistics.
- What is Roy Moore's favorite piano key? A minor
- Why was the musician arrested? He fingered A Minor.
- What do you call it when a piano falls on a kids head? A flat minor
- Why did the pianist go to jail? Because he tapped *A Minor*
- My car was stolen and crashed by a gang of 14 year olds It was a minor collision
Minor Injuries Jokes
Here is a list of funny minor injuries jokes and even better minor injuries puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Hickory Dickory Dock... Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest escaped with minor injuries.
(Something my grandfather told me when I was five) - I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries.
- What did the musician get after hurting himself? A-minor injury
- Hickory, Dickory, Dock ... Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the rest escaped with minor injuries - Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist.
- My math professor this term misses a lot of classes by faking minor injuries. I'll never take another class with Professor Fibbin Ouchie.
- Hickery dickery dock. The mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one,
And the others suffered minor injuries. - A school bus rolled over with 22 kids inside.. Fortunately there were only minor injuries...
- What do you call getting scraped by a pickaxe? A minor injury
- I took my car out for a spin and hit 60 going down Main St. Most of them survived with only minor injuries.
Minor Inconvenience Jokes
Here is a list of funny minor inconvenience jokes and even better minor inconvenience puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an annoying teenager? A minor inconvenience.
- Is Chuck Norris still alive However, after his minor inconvenience of death, Chuck has made a full recovery, and is reported to be doing quite well.
- What do you call an annoying child? A minor inconvenience
- So when someone turns 18... Do all of their minor inconveniences turn into adult inconveniences?
- I have a problem- I can't stop cursing. Whenever the most minor inconvenience happens to me, I just blurt out things like, "Bad luck upon your family for seven days."
- A Minor Inconvenience What do you call it when you find out the girl you picked up at the bar is only 16?
Minor League Jokes
Here is a list of funny minor league jokes and even better minor league puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common? They both play ball in the Minor League.
Happy Minor Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about minor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean significant jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make minor pranks.
Why did the priest learn guitar?
So he could finger A minor.
my pre school guitar teacher...
got in trouble for f**... A minor, but he wasn't as bad as bad as my pre school violin teacher...he fiddled with kids... but both were not nearly as bad as my pre school piano teacher....who r**... me in the mouth
Music Joke
A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the C chord "I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's your relative, he's still a minor."
Did you hear about the Guitar Player who got arrested last week?
He was caught f**... A minor.
I popped off my g-string while f**... a minor.
I was fired from work at school...
So, due to a minor defect at birth, I was born with Strabismus, and up until last Friday, I was happy performing my duties as a teacher.
Unfortunately, I was fired. My boss told me he couldn't have a teacher in his school that couldn't control his pupils.
Did any of you hear about that p**... music teacher?
The one who broke a G string while f**... A minor.
If Ursa Minor is made up of stars...
is it safe to call it a Solar Bear?
Why was Eric Clapton arrested?
He was f**... A minor.
A little guitar humor
I broke a g-string trying to finger A minor
I got arrested while jamming on my guitar..
Apparently, I was f**... A Minor.
I wrote a song about a coal digger having s**... with a 15 year old.
I call it 'A Miner in a Minor' in A minor.
Why did the guitarist go to jail?
For f**... a minor
Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail?
Becuase he was caught f**... A minor.
Today I popped a G string while f**... a minor.
I'm going to the violin repair shop tomorrow.
Why did the guitar player get arrested
He was f**... a minor
Why did the cellist get arrested?
He was f**... A Minor.
LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself n**... and accidentally get arrested and registered as a s**... offender.
Spread the word.
Why was the piano teacher arrested?
He kept f**... A minor.
Three minorities walk into a bar
And we all know what they're like
What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?
A flat minor.
When playing the guitar in public...
keep in mind not to finger A minor, you could get arrested.
Did you hear about child m**... who plays the piano?
He was f**... a minor
I went to one of those colleges where you can make up your own degree...
I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van.
If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft...
I'll show you Aflat minor.
What's a p**...'s favourite musical scale?
A minor
Why was the guitarist arrested?
Because he was f**... A minor...
Why did the musician get fired
Because he couldn't fix a minor problem that ended with major consequences and got himself in treble.
Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student?
She was A Minor.
A Galaxy Phone, an iPhone and a windows phone fall out a top story window.
The galaxy phone bounces with minor cracks.
The iPhone smashes into dozens of pieces.
The windows phone freezes mid decent.
A pianist is currently on trial.
He was accused of f**... A Minor.
What do you call a child that's good at digging?
A minor
After seven years of medical training and hard work
my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion and I think it's outrageous . He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession that he loves
What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
Devastated. A very sad day today. After seven years of training in the medical fields and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his clients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money...
A genuinely nice guy and an absolutely brilliant mortician.
Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail?
He was caught f**... A Minor.
Breaking: Bus Carrying 53 k**... Members Overturns on I-95
There were some minor injuries, but they're all white
I'm Devastated. After 7 years of medical training a good freind of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He Slept with one of his patients. He was a really nice guy, and a Brillant Vet
My music teacher was arrested
because he was caught f**... a minor
This made me smile for days
Absolutely devastated.
A very sad day today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
Why did the musician get sent to jail?
For f**... A minor.
Did you hear Kevin Spacey is writing a song?
The entire thing is written in A minor
Why was Roy Moore a bad music teacher?
All he knew how to do was finger a minor.
Why was the bass player arrested?
He was caught f**... A minor.
Roy Moore is learning guitar chords
and he's starting with A Minor
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
B flat.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a Morris Marina?
An episode of Top Gear.
Why was the guitar teacher fired?
For f**... A minor
What was the guitar teacher arrested for?
f**... a minor
The key of C takes its relative to the bar and orders them both a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve A minor."
Guitar
The only time you can break a g string while f**... a minor without getting arrested.
Why did the pianist go to jail?
For f**... A minor.
How did the catholic priest play the piano?
In A minor.
I really hate the E minor key.
It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
I'm selling an almost brand new iPhone X with a minor issue for $50
Issue: the owner is calling
What's R. Kelly's favorite chord to play on the piano?
A Minor
Musicians really need to do something about that E minor
It always gives me the E B G Bs
What's The Difference Between A Pianist And A pope.
The Pianist Doesn't Get Arrested For f**... A Minor
What's a priests favourite chord on a guitar
A minor
If you know nothing about constellations at least learn Ursa Minor
...that's the bear minimum.
What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?
The Chilean mining company gets its miners stuck in a shaft. The Catholic priest gets its shaft stuck in a minor.
Why did the lead guitarist get sent to prison?
for f**... a minor
As a musician, I hate the key of E minor.
It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
If you drop a piano down a mineshaft, what in what key will it play when it lands?
A flat minor.
Today is a VERY, VERY sad day.
VERY VERY VERY SAD DAY. A good friend of mine, after 7 years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. He is still paying his school loans. This just goes to show you one minor mistake can ruin your life. Thoughts for him and his family.
He really is a great guy and a brilliant veterinarian.
