Following is our collection of funny Minor jokes. There are some minor tiny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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got in trouble for fingering A minor, but he wasn't as bad as bad as my pre school violin teacher...he fiddled with kids... but both were not nearly as bad as my pre school piano teacher....who raped me in the mouth
A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the C chord "I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's your relative, he's still a minor."
He was caught fingering A minor.
A minor
So, due to a minor defect at birth, I was born with Strabismus, and up until last Friday, I was happy performing my duties as a teacher.
Unfortunately, I was fired. My boss told me he couldn't have a teacher in his school that couldn't control his pupils.
The one who broke a G string while fingering A minor.
Just because I'm in the majors, and she's a minor. Doesn't mean it can't happen.
Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.
He was caught playing in A minor.
Apparently, I was fingering A Minor.
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I call it 'A Miner in a Minor' in A minor.
When you look at crime statistics.
For fingering a minor
Becuase he was caught fingering A minor.
I'm going to the violin repair shop tomorrow.
He was fingering a minor
Spread the word.
He kept fingering A minor.
...A-flat minor
A flat minor.
The Trump card.
Because he broke a G string while fingering a minor
Mozarts' Flute in A minor
It's a minor problem.
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest escaped with minor injuries.
(Something my grandfather told me when I was five)
He was fingering a minor
I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van.
Because it's completely ok to finger A minor
Because he was fingering A minor...
She was A Minor.
He was accused of fingering A Minor.
my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
He was caught fingering A Minor.
A minor minor miner
A flat minor
Because he tapped *A Minor*
A flat minor
... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.
He fingered A Minor.
He was caught fingering A minor.
A minor
A flat major.
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
B flat.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a Morris Marina?
An episode of Top Gear.
For fingering A minor
Fingering a minor
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve A minor."
The only time you can break a g string while fingering a minor without getting arrested.
For fingering A minor.
The Trump card.
In A minor.
Issue: the owner is calling
A Minor
It always gives me the E B G Bs
It always gives me the E B G Bs.
The Pianist Doesn't Get Arrested For Fingering A Minor
A minor
...that's the bear minimum.
The Chilean mining company gets its miners stuck in a shaft. The Catholic priest gets its shaft stuck in a minor.
It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
VERY VERY VERY SAD DAY. A good friend of mine, after 7 years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. He is still paying his school loans. This just goes to show you one minor mistake can ruin your life. Thoughts for him and his family.
He really is a great guy and a brilliant veterinarian.
None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
He suffered some minor injuries but he decided to pretend to be in a coma for rest of his sentence.
When he finally decided to drop the act on the last day of his sentence, the warden arrested him again, because you aren't supposed to end a sentence with a coma.
Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor
Patient- thank you, but I am not Alex.
Doctor- I am.
The Quaranteens.
The G sus although most priests prefer A minor
Thankfully, the damage seems to B minor
It seems to be a pretty minor affair...
D minor B flat
A minor.
A-flat Minor.
Luckily, the damage looks to B Minor
The doctors remain optimistic but I worry my rule is coming to an end . She says.
But the Doctors say you have the omicron variant, do they not? Said Charles.
That's right , she replied.
And the Symptoms are minor are they not? He continued
It's true, but my body is weak and I grow tired .
Suddenly, Andrew interjects:
Minor you say? Can't you just pay them to disappear ?
The mouse went up the clock. The clock struck One, and the other two got away with minor injuries.
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