Minor Jokes
130 minor jokes and hilarious minor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about minor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This collection of jokes about "minor" topics will bring a smile to your face! From Morris Minors to minor inconveniences, from minor league baseball to concertos, from minimal to musical, you're sure to find something here to make you chuckle.
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Funniest Minor Short Jokes
Short minor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The minor humour may include short major jokes also.
- Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.
- My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler... ... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.
- C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar... The bartender shows them the door and says,
Sorry, we don't serve minors. - I must be in the minority, but I always lick my knife when I'm done None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
- I hate when people say "She's out of your league" Just because I'm in the majors, and she's a minor. Doesn't mean it can't happen.
- What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
- My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, Mixolydian, and Pentatonic. The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.
- What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school? A flat minor.
- Music Joke A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the C chord "I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's your relative, he's still a minor."
- Doctor- Calm down alex, it's just a minor operation. Patient- thank you, but I am not Alex.
Doctor- I am.
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Minor One Liners
Which minor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with minor? I can suggest the ones about mini and significant.
- I just joined a gym for religious minorities. Jehova's Fitness
- Someone keyed the music teacher's car Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor
- What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor
- E Minor is Spooky. It always gives me the E B G Bs.
- Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem. It's a minor problem.
- What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor
- Why was the pianist arrested? He was caught playing in A minor.
- What is Roy Moore's favorite piano key? A minor
- What do you call it when a piano falls on a kids head? A flat minor
- Why did the pianist go to jail? Because he tapped *A Minor*
- My car was stolen and crashed by a gang of 14 year olds It was a minor collision
- Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player. He was big in the minors.
- As a musician, I hate the key of E minor. It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
- How did the catholic priest play the piano? In A minor.
- Police pulled McConnell over when they heard he was a minority leader.
Minor Injuries Jokes
Here is a list of funny minor injuries jokes and even better minor injuries puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries.
- What did the musician get after hurting himself? A-minor injury
- Hickory, Dickory, Dock ... Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the rest escaped with minor injuries - Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist.
- My math professor this term misses a lot of classes by faking minor injuries. I'll never take another class with Professor Fibbin Ouchie.
- A school bus rolled over with 22 kids inside.. Fortunately there were only minor injuries...
- What do you call getting scraped by a pickaxe? A minor injury
Minor Inconvenience Jokes
Here is a list of funny minor inconvenience jokes and even better minor inconvenience puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an annoying teenager? A minor inconvenience.
- Is Chuck Norris still alive However, after his minor inconvenience of death, Chuck has made a full recovery, and is reported to be doing quite well.
- So when someone turns 18... Do all of their minor inconveniences turn into adult inconveniences?
- I have a problem- I can't stop cursing. Whenever the most minor inconvenience happens to me, I just blurt out things like, "Bad luck upon your family for seven days."
- A Minor Inconvenience What do you call it when you find out the girl you picked up at the bar is only 16?

Happy Minor Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about minor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean medium jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make minor pranks.
What does a Catholic priest have in common with Beethoven's Fur Elise?
They both finish in A minor
Why did the priest learn guitar?
So he could finger A minor.
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my pre school guitar teacher...
got in trouble for f**... A minor, but he wasn't as bad as bad as my pre school violin teacher...he fiddled with kids... but both were not nearly as bad as my pre school piano teacher....who r**... me in the mouth
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I popped off my g-string while f**... a minor.
I was fired from work at school...
So, due to a minor defect at birth, I was born with Strabismus, and up until last Friday, I was happy performing my duties as a teacher.
Unfortunately, I was fired. My boss told me he couldn't have a teacher in his school that couldn't control his pupils.
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Did any of you hear about that p**... music teacher?
The one who broke a G string while f**... A minor.
If Ursa Minor is made up of stars...
is it safe to call it a Solar Bear?
A little guitar humor
I broke a g-string trying to finger A minor
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I got arrested while jamming on my guitar..
Apparently, I was f**... A Minor.
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I wrote a song about a coal digger having s**... with a 15 year old.
I call it 'A miner in a Minor' in A minor.
Major in Freudian Psychology
Minor in the back seat.
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Today I popped a G string while f**... a minor.
I'm going to the violin repair shop tomorrow.
How does Jared like to play his flute?
In A minor.
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LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself n**... and accidentally get arrested and registered as a s**... offender.
Spread the word.
What's a pedos favourite key?
A minor.
Three minorities walk into a bar
And we all know what they're like
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Today I broke a G string while f**... A minor
d**..., playing guitar is hard!
In college, 'Subway Jared' couldn't decide what to major in.
He just wanted to get a minor.
What's a composers favorite type of girl?
a minor
Mozart took a young wife, as was common in the day.
After a very brief first night together, he felt inspired to write a song.
He called it Minute in A Minor.
When playing the guitar in public...
keep in mind not to finger A minor, you could get arrested.
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Did you hear about child m**... who plays the piano?
He was f**... a minor
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If your playing the guitar just remember one thing
Dont finger a minor you could get arrested for that.
I went to one of those colleges where you can make up your own degree...
I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van.
If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft...
I'll show you Aflat minor.
Why did the musician get fired
Because he couldn't fix a minor problem that ended with major consequences and got himself in treble.
A Galaxy Phone, an iPhone and a windows phone fall out a top story window.
The galaxy phone bounces with minor cracks.
The iPhone smashes into dozens of pieces.
The windows phone freezes mid decent.
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A pianist is currently on trial.
He was accused of f**... A Minor.
What do you call a child that's good at digging?
A minor
After seven years of medical training and hard work
my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
Chuck Norris, the actor, film producer and screenwriter died in his house today at 76 years of age
He is now feeling much better and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance
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Breaking: Bus Carrying 53 k**... Members Overturns on I-95
There were some minor injuries, but they're all white
This made me smile for days
Absolutely devastated.
A very sad day today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
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My dad just got arrested for assaulting a minor..
Which is b**..., he didn't even work in the mines!
Did you know Kevin Spacey was a composer?
His most famous song is titled *Drunk Mistake* in A minor.
Did you hear Kevin Spacey is writing a song?
The entire thing is written in A minor
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Why was Roy Moore a bad music teacher?
All he knew how to do was finger a minor.
Roy Moore is learning guitar chords
and he's starting with A Minor
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Kevin Spacey is no longer going to be an actor. He's going to teach guitar.
Be cause he's good at f**... A Minor.
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What was the guitar teacher arrested for?
f**... a minor
The key of C takes its relative to the bar and orders them both a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve A minor."
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What's Ted Nugent's favorite book?
The musicians guide to f**... A Minor.
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guitar
The only time you can break a g string while f**... a minor without getting arrested.
What has R. Kelly done more successfully than any other musician?
Using A minor
Did you hear about the man who broke a 14 year old piano?
He got arrested for assaulting A minor.
I'm selling an almost brand new iPhone X with a minor issue for $50
Issue: the owner is calling
So last week I had my driving test
Halfway through the test, we passed a primary school and unfortunately someone walked out into the road, took me completely by surprise. I was really upset that I'd failed my test, until the examiner assumed me that it was fine, it was only a minor.
A man is recovering from surgery.
A man is recovering from a minor surgery when a nurse comes in to check on him.
How are you feeling? she asks.
I'm okay, he says, but I didn't like the four-letter word the doctor used during surgery.
What did he say? the nurse asks.
Oops.
Why do minorities hate math?
Because of inequalities
What's R. Kelly's favorite chord to play on the piano?
A Minor
Musicians really need to do something about that E minor
It always gives me the E B G Bs
What is Tekashi 6ix9ine's favourite guitar chord?
a flat minor.
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What's The Difference Between A Pianist And A pope.
The Pianist Doesn't Get Arrested For f**... A Minor
What's a priests favourite chord on a guitar
A minor
If you know nothing about constellations at least learn Ursa Minor
...that's the bear minimum.
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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?
The Chilean mining company gets its miners stuck in a shaft. The Catholic priest gets its shaft stuck in a minor.
What do you call a bent pickaxe?
A minor problem.
If you drop a piano down a mineshaft, what in what key will it play when it lands?
A flat minor.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite constellation?
Insida minor
How do you attract a US politician with just a guitar?
B minor
A prisoner slipped on the stairs 5 years into his 14 year sentence.
He suffered some minor injuries but he decided to pretend to be in a coma for rest of his sentence.
When he finally decided to drop the act on the last day of his sentence, the warden arrested him again, because you aren't supposed to end a sentence with a coma.
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h**... absolutely hated when people would argue minor details or quibble with him.
He was very anti-semantic
Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of
The Quaranteens.

