Happy Minor Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
my pre school guitar teacher...
got in trouble for f**... A minor, but he wasn't as bad as bad as my pre school violin teacher...he fiddled with kids... but both were not nearly as bad as my pre school piano teacher....who r**... me in the mouth
Music Joke
A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar.
The bartender says to the C chord "I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's your relative, he's still a minor."
Did you hear about the Guitar Player who got arrested last week?
He was caught f**... A minor.
I popped off my g-string while f**... a minor.
I was fired from work at school...
So, due to a minor defect at birth, I was born with Strabismus, and up until last Friday, I was happy performing my duties as a teacher.
Unfortunately, I was fired. My boss told me he couldn't have a teacher in his school that couldn't control his pupils.
Did any of you hear about that p**... music teacher?
The one who broke a G string while f**... A minor.
I hate when people say "She's out of your league"
Just because I'm in the majors, and she's a minor. Doesn't mean it can't happen.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.
Why was the pianist arrested?
He was caught playing in A minor.
A little guitar humor
I broke a g-string trying to finger A minor
I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over.
Most of them survived with only minor injuries.
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I got arrested while jamming on my guitar..
Apparently, I was f**... A Minor.
I wrote a song about a coal digger having s**... with a 15 year old.
I call it 'A Miner in a Minor' in A minor.
When are minorities not minorities?
When you look at crime statistics.
Why did the guitarist go to jail?
For f**... a minor
Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail?
Becuase he was caught f**... A minor.
Today I popped a G string while f**... a minor.
I'm going to the violin repair shop tomorrow.
Why did the guitar player get arrested
He was f**... a minor
LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself n**... and accidentally get arrested and registered as a s**... offender.
Spread the word.
Why was the piano teacher arrested?
He kept f**... A minor.
Three minorities walk into a bar
And we all know what they're like
What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?
...A-flat minor
What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?
A flat minor.
Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have?
The Trump card.
Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem.
It's a minor problem.
Hickory Dickory Dock...
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest escaped with minor injuries.
(Something my grandfather told me when I was five)
Did you hear about child m**... who plays the piano?
He was f**... a minor
I went to one of those colleges where you can make up your own degree...
I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
Because he was f**... A minor...
Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student?
She was A Minor.
A pianist is currently on trial.
He was accused of f**... A Minor.
After seven years of medical training and hard work
my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion and I think it's outrageous . He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession that he loves
What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
Why did the guitarist get thrown in jail?
He was caught f**... A Minor.
What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger?
A minor minor miner
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor
Why did the pianist go to jail?
Because he tapped *A Minor*
What do you call it when a piano falls on a kids head?
A flat minor
My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler...
... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.
This made me smile for days
Absolutely devastated.
A very sad day today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession he loves. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
Why was the musician arrested?
He fingered A Minor.
Why was the bass player arrested?
He was caught f**... A minor.
What is Roy Moore's favorite piano key?
A minor
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
B flat.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a Morris Marina?
An episode of Top Gear.
Why was the guitar teacher fired?
For f**... A minor
What was the guitar teacher arrested for?
f**... a minor
The key of C takes its relative to the bar and orders them both a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve A minor."
Guitar
The only time you can break a g string while f**... a minor without getting arrested.
Why did the pianist go to jail?
For f**... A minor.
Minorities play the race card. Women play the gender card. Homosexuals play the gay card. What's left for straight white men?
The Trump card.
How did the catholic priest play the piano?
In A minor.
I'm selling an almost brand new iPhone X with a minor issue for $50
Issue: the owner is calling
What's R. Kelly's favorite chord to play on the piano?
A Minor
Musicians really need to do something about that E minor
It always gives me the E B G Bs
E Minor is Spooky.
It always gives me the E B G Bs.
What's The Difference Between A Pianist And A Pope.
The Pianist Doesn't Get Arrested For f**... A Minor
What's a priests favourite chord on a guitar
A minor
If you know nothing about constellations at least learn Ursa Minor
...that's the bear minimum.
What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?
The Chilean mining company gets its miners stuck in a shaft. The Catholic priest gets its shaft stuck in a minor.
Why did the lead guitarist get sent to prison?
for f**... a minor
As a musician, I hate the key of E minor.
It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
Today is a VERY, VERY sad day.
VERY VERY VERY SAD DAY. A good friend of mine, after 7 years of medical school and training has been fired for one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. He is still paying his school loans. This just goes to show you one minor mistake can ruin your life. Thoughts for him and his family.
He really is a great guy and a brilliant veterinarian.
I must be in the minority, but I always lick my knife when I'm done
None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
A prisoner slipped on the stairs 5 years into his 14 year sentence.
He suffered some minor injuries but he decided to pretend to be in a coma for rest of his sentence.
When he finally decided to drop the act on the last day of his sentence, the warden arrested him again, because you aren't supposed to end a sentence with a coma.
Someone keyed the music teacher's car
Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor
Doctor- Calm down alex, it's just a minor operation.
Patient- thank you, but I am not Alex.
Doctor- I am.
Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of
The Quaranteens.
What is the holiest chord to play?
The G sus although most priests prefer A minor
My wife and I stopped by the optician's to pick up my new glasses.
Once the optician finished he minor adjustments, my wife looked up at me and said, "Wow, you look amazing! Like Clark Kent!" It made me smile...
We had other errands to run, and the compliments just kept coming; "You look like a movie star! So s**...!" Man, I felt great. In fact this kept up for the rest of the day. I was on cloud nine!
That evening, as we were getting into bed, I took off my new glasses and set them on my nightstand. My wife glanced over at me and said, "Oh. It's you."
Two sharp criminals just vandalized your home!
Luckily, the damage looks to B Minor
The Queen is laying in hospital with her children at her bedside.
The doctors remain optimistic but I worry my rule is coming to an end . She says.
But the Doctors say you have the omicron variant, do they not? Said Charles.
That's right , she replied.
And the Symptoms are minor are they not? He continued
It's true, but my body is weak and I grow tired .
Suddenly, Andrew interjects:
Minor you say? Can't you just pay them to disappear ?
hickory dickory dock,
The mouse went up the clock. The clock struck One, and the other two got away with minor injuries.
whats something only a musician can do?
Finger A minor
What is a discord moderator's favorite musical chord?
A minor
If a pregnant woman drinks alcohol...
... can she be charged with serving a minor?
What's the difference between pop punk and h**... punk?
A h**... band is a Minor Threat. A pop punk band is a threat to minors.
What do you call an annoying teenager?
A minor inconvenience.
