Minor Jokes

Funniest Minor Short Jokes

Short minor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The minor humour may include short major jokes also.

1. Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.
2. My wife said we needed to childproof our upright piano, so it wouldn't fall over on our toddler... ... I said that was a good idea, because I wouldn't want a flat minor.
3. C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar... The bartender shows them the door and says,
   Sorry, we don't serve minors.
4. I must be in the minority, but I always lick my knife when I'm done None of the other surgeons seem to do it !
5. I hate when people say "She's out of your league" Just because I'm in the majors, and she's a minor. Doesn't mean it can't happen.
6. What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
7. My goldfish are named Major, Minor, Dorian, Mixolydian, and Pentatonic. The only way I can tell them apart is by their scales.
8. What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school? A flat minor.
9. Music Joke A C chord and an A chord walk into a bar.
   The bartender says to the C chord "I'm sorry, I can't serve your friend; even though he's your relative, he's still a minor."
   
10. Doctor- Calm down alex, it's just a minor operation. Patient- thank you, but I am not Alex.
    Doctor- I am.

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Minor One Liners

Which minor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with minor? I can suggest the ones about mini and significant.

1. I just joined a gym for religious minorities. Jehova's Fitness
2. Someone keyed the music teacher's car Fortunately, the damage seems to B minor
3. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor
4. E Minor is Spooky. It always gives me the E B G Bs.
5. Getting caught dating someone underage isn't a big problem. It's a minor problem.
6. What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor
7. Why was the pianist arrested? He was caught playing in A minor.
8. What is Roy Moore's favorite piano key? A minor
9. What do you call it when a piano falls on a kids head? A flat minor
10. Why did the pianist go to jail? Because he tapped *A Minor*
11. My car was stolen and crashed by a gang of 14 year olds It was a minor collision
12. Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player. He was big in the minors.
13. As a musician, I hate the key of E minor. It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.
14. How did the catholic priest play the piano? In A minor.
15. Police pulled McConnell over when they heard he was a minority leader.

Minor Injuries Jokes

Here is a list of funny minor injuries jokes and even better minor injuries puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries.
• What did the musician get after hurting himself? A-minor injury
• Hickory, Dickory, Dock ... Three mice ran up the clock,
  The clock struck one,
  And the rest escaped with minor injuries
• Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist.
• My math professor this term misses a lot of classes by faking minor injuries. I'll never take another class with Professor Fibbin Ouchie.
• A school bus rolled over with 22 kids inside.. Fortunately there were only minor injuries...
• What do you call getting scraped by a pickaxe? A minor injury

Minor Inconvenience Jokes

Here is a list of funny minor inconvenience jokes and even better minor inconvenience puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call an annoying teenager? A minor inconvenience.
• Is Chuck Norris still alive However, after his minor inconvenience of death, Chuck has made a full recovery, and is reported to be doing quite well.
• So when someone turns 18... Do all of their minor inconveniences turn into adult inconveniences?
• I have a problem- I can't stop cursing. Whenever the most minor inconvenience happens to me, I just blurt out things like, "Bad luck upon your family for seven days."
• A Minor Inconvenience What do you call it when you find out the girl you picked up at the bar is only 16?

Happy Minor Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about minor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean medium jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make minor pranks.