Minor Injuries Jokes
13 minor injuries jokes and hilarious minor injuries puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about minor injuries that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Minor Injuries Short Jokes
Short minor injuries jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The minor injuries humour may include short minor jokes also.
- Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.
- I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries.
- Hickory, Dickory, Dock ... Three mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the rest escaped with minor injuries - Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist.
- My math professor this term misses a lot of classes by faking minor injuries. I'll never take another class with Professor Fibbin Ouchie.
- A school bus rolled over with 22 kids inside.. Fortunately there were only minor injuries...
Share These Minor Injuries Jokes With Friends
Minor Injuries One Liners
Which minor injuries one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with minor injuries? I can suggest the ones about personal injury and injury.
- What did the musician get after hurting himself? A-minor injury
- What do you call getting scraped by a pickaxe? A minor injury
Charming Humor Minor Injuries Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about minor injuries you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean head injury jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make minor injuries pranks.
A prisoner slipped on the stairs 5 years into his 14 year sentence.
He suffered some minor injuries but he decided to pretend to be in a coma for rest of his sentence.
When he finally decided to drop the act on the last day of his sentence, the warden arrested him again, because you aren't supposed to end a sentence with a coma.
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Breaking: Bus Carrying 53 k**... Members Overturns on I-95
There were some minor injuries, but they're all white
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A nurse met with an accident
... and was brought to the hospital. Her injuries are not severe, but the surgeon opts for general anesthesia anyway. Just as he was about to complete the minor surgery, the patient wakes up, in shock, and would like to know what is going on.
I'm just about to close the n**... gash, the surgeon said.
The patient got paranoid and said, I'm not going to let you do that. I'm a senior nurse, I can close my own wound.
The surgeon hands her the thread and said, Suture self .