Minor Injuries Jokes

Funniest Minor Injuries Short Jokes

Short minor injuries jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The minor injuries humour may include short minor jokes also.

1. Hickory Dickory Dock Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one and the other got through with only minor injuries.
2. hickory dickory dock, The mouse went up the clock. The clock struck One, and the other two got away with minor injuries.
3. Hickory Dickory Dock... Three mice ran up the clock
   The clock struck one
   But the rest escaped with minor injuries.
   (Something my grandfather told me when I was five)
4. I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries.
5. Hickory, Dickory, Dock ... Three mice ran up the clock,
   The clock struck one,
   And the rest escaped with minor injuries
6. Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist.
7. My math professor this term misses a lot of classes by faking minor injuries. I'll never take another class with Professor Fibbin Ouchie.
8. Hickery dickery dock. The mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one,
   And the others suffered minor injuries.
9. A school bus rolled over with 22 kids inside.. Fortunately there were only minor injuries...
10. I took my car out for a spin and hit 60 going down Main St. Most of them survived with only minor injuries.

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Minor Injuries One Liners

Which minor injuries one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with minor injuries? I can suggest the ones about personal injury and injury.

1. What did the musician get after hurting himself? A-minor injury
2. What do you call getting scraped by a pickaxe? A minor injury

Charming Humor Minor Injuries Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about minor injuries you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean head injury jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make minor injuries pranks.