Minnie Mouse Jokes
20 minnie mouse jokes and hilarious minnie mouse puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about minnie mouse that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Minnie Mouse Short Jokes
Short minnie mouse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The minnie mouse humour may include short mickey mouse jokes also.
- Mickey Mouse's wife and Christopher Robin's friend made a gameshow together where contestants do 60 second challenges. They called it... Minnie to Winnie.
- What's the difference between a fast food job and what Minnie Mouse got on her wedding night? One is Mickey D's, the other is Mickey's D.
- Actual "dad" joke from my dad What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water? Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.
- Mickey Mouse discovered the hard way Minnie Mouse liked superheroes. She was having an affair with Mighty Mouse.
- Mickey Mouse is at the lawyers office.. The lawyer says "you can't divorce Minnie just because she has big teeth"
Mickey say " I didn't say she had big teeth, I said she's f\*\*king Goofy"
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Minnie Mouse One Liners
Which minnie mouse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with minnie mouse? I can suggest the ones about mickey minnie and mickey.
- What is Minnie Mouse's father's name? Massive Mouse
- How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning? Mouse to mouse resuscitation.
- Mickey and Minnie Mouse go to see a marriage counsellor.
- What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive? A Minnie van...
- Why did Minnie Mouse get paid less than Micky while working for Disney? Minnie-Quality
- Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was f**...' Goofy.
Playful Minnie Mouse Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about minnie mouse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make minnie mouse pranks.
One day, Mickey Mouse wakes up and found a graffiti on the snow written with pee outside his house.
The graffiti wrote "Mickey s**...".
The police came, and they told Mickey that there's bad news and an even worse news.
The bad news is, the u**... is from Goofy.
The worse news is, its Minnie's handwriting.
Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a n**... divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane," said the judge. Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f*cking Goofy!"
Mickey mouse wakes up one winter morning and looks out the window.
To his shock, he sees someone has scrawled the words 'FUCK MICKEY' in u**... in the snow in front of his house. He calls the sheriff, who comes and asks him a couple of questions. He then takes pictures and samples of the u**... and leaves. The next morning, Mickey receives a phone call. It's the sheriff.
"Mickey, I've got bad news and worse news. The bad news is that the u**... belongs to Goofy."
"Oh, no," says Mickey mouse. "What's worse than that?"
"It's in Minnie's handwriting."