Minnie Jokes
27 minnie jokes and hilarious minnie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about minnie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Minnie Short Jokes
Short minnie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The minnie humour may include short mickey jokes also.
- I still think it was a missed opportunity that Minnie Driver wasn't in the remake of The Italian Job. Joke from Gary Delaney's standup
- Mickey Mouse's wife and Christopher Robin's friend made a gameshow together where contestants do 60 second challenges. They called it... Minnie to Winnie.
- What's the difference between a fast food job and what Minnie Mouse got on her wedding night? One is Mickey D's, the other is Mickey's D.
- Actual "dad" joke from my dad What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water? Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.
- Lawyer: So you want to divorce Minnie because she's really silly? Micky: No, I said she kept reposting this joke!
- Mickey Mouse discovered the hard way Minnie Mouse liked superheroes. She was having an affair with Mighty Mouse.
- Mickey Mouse is at the lawyers office.. The lawyer says "you can't divorce Minnie just because she has big teeth"
Mickey say " I didn't say she had big teeth, I said she's f\*\*king Goofy" - The little guy on my shoulder has been really depressed lately. I shall call him Minnie Me
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Minnie One Liners
Which minnie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with minnie? I can suggest the ones about goofy and mouse.
- Why did Minnie hang up the phone on Mickey? She was feeling Goofy at the time
- What is Minnie Mouse's father's name? Massive Mouse
- How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning? Mouse to mouse resuscitation.
- Mickey and Minnie walked into a bar Donald ducked
- Which actress do you bring for a round of miniature golf? Minnie Driver
- Mickey and Minnie Mouse go to see a marriage counsellor.
- What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive? A Minnie van...
- Why did Minnie Mouse get paid less than Micky while working for Disney? Minnie-Quality
- Which actress has the smallest car? Minnie Driver
- What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it? Squeak, Squeak, Squeak
- Why did Mickey Mouse leave Minnie Mouse? She was f**...' Goofy.
- Why is Mickey mad at Minnie Cuz she's f**...' Goofy
Ridiculous Minnie Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about minnie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make minnie pranks.
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Little Minnie was digging a pit in her house's backward ...
... Curious, her neighboring lady asked her what she was doing.
"My parrot died yesterday. I'm preparing to bury him."
"Ohhh, that's so sad. But why such a big grave for a little parrot?"
"Coz he's in your cat's stomach."
