Minneapolis Jokes
20 minneapolis jokes and hilarious minneapolis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about minneapolis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Minneapolis Short Jokes
Short minneapolis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The minneapolis humour may include short cove jokes also.
- An Apple Store in Minneapolis reported losing $200,000 in inventory to riot-related theft. 'Thankfully the looters took nothing but two iPhones' the store's associate manager said.
- I ordered a soft drink in Minneapolis and couldn't believe how small it was Guess that's why it's in mini-soda.
- Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter? Because it's a mini soda.
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Minneapolis One Liners
Which minneapolis one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with minneapolis? I can suggest the ones about vacation and trek.
- We all know where the Big apple is but does anyone know where the… Minneapolis
- New York is where you find the Big Apple. Minnesota is where the Minneapolis.
- Is the Big Apple in Minnesota? No, but the Minneapolis.
- I was in Minneapolis last night… …until Mr. Apolis returned home unexpectedly…
- What city has many apples? Many-apple-lis
(Minneapolis) - I just learned that the big apple isn't a city in Minnesota... but Minneapolis
- What did the little person order to drink while at a bar in Minneapolis? a Minnesota
Delightful Fun Minneapolis Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about minneapolis you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lodge jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make minneapolis pranks.
Oly and Lena on their honeymoon...
Oly and Lena were driving to Minneapolis for their honeymoon. Oly put his hand on Lena's thigh and she said, "We're married now so you can go farder if you want."
So Oly drove to Duluth.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What do you call a midget cop who talks a lot in Minnesota?
A Minneapolis( mini yap police).
Have you heard about the woman who was fined $500 for bringing an apple back with her from France?
True story. She says she accidentally put the apple in her bag on the flight from Paris to Minneapolis and completely forgot about it until she was caught by a customs agent.
Apparently she was charged with harboring a Fuji-tive.
