Minne Jokes
13 minne jokes and hilarious minne puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about minne that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Hilarious Fun Minne Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
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The Minnesota Vikings walk into a bar
To watch the Super Bowl
Why do the Minnesota vikings wear purple as a team color?
If you've been choking for 50 years, you'd be purple too!
Minnesota has 4 seasons
Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction.
Minnesota humor
My family and I used to go camping on the BWCA. The mosquitoes were pretty bad, but we took care of 'em.
We'd capture 'em and pull out the stingers.
And then we'd just use 'em as tent stakes.
In Minnesota, it gets so cold...
...that you can eat softserve directly from the udder!
Why don't the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal?
Every time they get close to the bowl, they choke!
What do the Minnesota Vikings and a car in the junk yard have in common?
Neither one has a title
I was in Minneapolis last night…
…until Mr. Apolis returned home unexpectedly…
An old Minnesota farmer found out the Minnesota and Iowa state border had been surveyed incorrectly.
When they told him his house was actually in Iowa by 10 feet He said, "Thank god. No more Minnesota Winters!"
What do Minnesotans say when they wake up and deal with no ice that day
Noice
Who are the Minnesota Vikings' toughest opponents?
November and December.
Do you know what Minnesota doesn't have?
Super Bowl Babies.
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Minne One Liners
Which minne one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with minne? I can suggest the ones about winter and construction.
- Which part of America can't sell full-sized soft drinks? Minne-soda.
