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24 minn jokes and hilarious minn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about minn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What do the Minnesota Vikings and a car in the junk yard have in common?
Neither one has a title
Minnesota has 4 seasons
Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction.
What did the Minnesotan and the Saudi Arabian name their child?
Yasir Youbetcha
Th Minnesota Twins baseball team just signed Adrian Peterson
They needed a switch hitter
The Minnesota Twins just signed Adrian Peterson!
Yeah, apparently they needed a switch hitter!
Why do the Minnesota vikings wear purple as a team color?
If you've been choking for 50 years, you'd be purple too!
Minnie asked Mickey
Minnie asked Mickey
Are you F*****g Crazy
Mickey Replies 'No I'm F*****g Daisy
Do you know what Minnesota doesn't have?
Super Bowl Babies.
Minnesota Vikings lost their QB to a season ending knee injury.
But that's just Water under the Bridge now.
Little Minnie was digging a pit in her house's backward ...
... Curious, her neighboring lady asked her what she was doing.
"My parrot died yesterday. I'm preparing to bury him."
"Ohhh, that's so sad. But why such a big grave for a little parrot?"
"Coz he's in your cat's stomach."
Who are the Minnesota Vikings' toughest opponents?
November and December.
An old Minnesota farmer found out the Minnesota and Iowa state border had been surveyed incorrectly.
When they told him his house was actually in Iowa by 10 feet He said, "Thank god. No more Minnesota Winters!"
What do Minnesotans say when they wake up and deal with no ice that day
Noice
The Minnesota Vikings walk into a bar
To watch the Super Bowl
Why do the Minnesota Vikings wear purple uniforms?
Because they choke so often.
Why don't the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal?
Every time they get close to the bowl, they choke!
I was in Minneapolis last night…
…until Mr. Apolis returned home unexpectedly…
Why did Minnie Mouse get paid less than Micky while working for Disney?
Minnie-Quality
Why did Minnie hang up the phone on Mickey?
She was feeling Goofy at the time
What is Minnie Mouse's father's name?
Massive Mouse
In Minnesota, it gets so cold...
...that you can eat softserve directly from the udder!
How did Minnie save Mickey from drowning?
Mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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Minn One Liners
Which minn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with minn? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Which part of America can't sell full-sized soft drinks? Minne-soda.