The Best 3 Mink Coat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mink Coat jokes. There are some mink coat lazy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mink coat fur puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mink Coat Jokes and Puns

A man attacks a woman wearing a fur coat..

..and shouts at her angrily - "Do you have any idea how many minks had to die for you to wear that fur??"

"It is not mink, it's polyester!"

"Doesn't matter!! Do you know how many polyesters had to die!?"

Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!

Help With An Old Joke

Please help me figure out the punch line of the following joke:

Did you hear about the young woman who had a date with the big butter and egg man? Next morning she was telling her friends about him: Young Woman-- And is he generous! Why he bought me the most adorable mink coat! Friend (skeptically) -- And just what did you have to do for it? Young Woman -- Just shorten the sleeves, honey!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mink coat make jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mink coat figure piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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