mink coat Jokes

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A man attacks a woman wearing a fur coat..

..and shouts at her angrily - "Do you have any idea how many minks had to die for you to wear that fur??"

"It is not mink, it's polyester!"

"Doesn't matter!! Do you know how many polyesters had to die!?"


Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat?

Because they are lazy and have small hands!


Blonde painting a living room

While her husband was at work, a blonde decided to paint their living room.

After her husband arrives home, he finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat while wearing a parka and a mink. He asked her what she was doing.

She said, "I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are dumb, and I wanted to do it by painting the living room."

He says that he was impressed at the good job she had done, but asked, "Why are you wearing two coats?

She replied, "I read the directions on the paint can, and they said, ''For best results, put on two coats!'"


Help With An Old Joke

Please help me figure out the punch line of the following joke:

Did you hear about the young woman who had a date with the big butter and egg man? Next morning she was telling her friends about him: Young Woman-- And is he generous! Why he bought me the most adorable mink coat! Friend (skeptically) -- And just what did you have to do for it? Young Woman -- Just shorten the sleeves, honey!


A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace.

He asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet.
Her husband asks, "Where did you get the bracelet?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner."
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat.
He says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?"
She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper."
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub.
She yells to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water in the tub."
He replies, "I didn't want you to get your raffle ticket wet."


John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary.

โ€œWould you like a new Mink Coat?โ€ he asks.
โ€œNot really,โ€ says Mary.
โ€œWell how about a new Mercedes sports car?โ€ says John.
โ€œNo,โ€ she responds.
โ€œWhat about a new vacation home in the country?โ€ he suggests.
She again rejects his offer with a, โ€œNo thanks.โ€
Frustrated he finally asks, โ€œWell what would you like for your anniversary?โ€
โ€œJohn, Iโ€™d like a divorce,โ€ answers Mary.
John thinks for a moment and replies โ€œSorry dear, I wasnโ€™t planning to spend that much.โ€


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