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8 minivan jokes and hilarious minivan puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about minivan that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the best minivan jokes, from the classic knock-knock style to possum-themed puns. See why "Mom" jokes never get old and why Charlotte Winkle loves her minivan. Laugh out loud with these hilarious zingers!

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What is a good minivan joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My reddish-brown toyota minivan caught on fire yesterday

It's a burnt burnt sienna Sienna.

Why did Stanley Kubrick want to send an old minivan into space?

It would be *"A 2001 Space Odyssey"*

What has more minivans than a dealership?

A m**... church parking lot....

An Uber driver

I called an Uber, a luxury minivan came.
The driver asked: are you ok with songs from the 60s?
Thought for 3 second, I said: Why not
Then he started to sing...

Death

When a family member unexpectedly dies, what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan?

I asked my 3yo daughter if I should get a minivan...

She said, no, you should get a Daisy van.

Most minivans cause accidents.

and most accidents cause minivans.

There's a minivan parked across the street from my house since Monday...

Either the feds are watching me, or my neighbor has a minivan


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