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What is Gru's favorite food?

Filet Minion

When constructing the Black Gate...

Minion: "Is this too big? Do we need less door?"
Sauron: "No, Mordor."

So, what do you do? - I'm a supervillain

What's your name? - Autocorrector.

— HAHAHA! Are you Sirius?
What's your super powder? Wait a minion... what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!

What do you call a steak made of little yellow guys?

A filet minion

What did Gozer the Destructor order for his gatekeeper minion at the Italian restaurant?

Pasta fo' Zuul!

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

What are the chances of Gru's henchmen having a singular eye?

One in a minion

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

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