Minion Jokes

Following is our collection of cumcised humor and output one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Minion puns for adults, dirty overlord jokes or clean pawns gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Minion

When constructing the Black Gate...

Minion: "Is this too big? Do we need less door?"

Sauron: "No, Mordor."

What do you call a steak made of little yellow guys?

A filet minion

What did Gozer the Destructor order for his gatekeeper minion at the Italian restaurant?

Pasta fo' Zuul!

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon


Talk like a pirate day

What are the chances of Gru's henchmen having a singular eye?

One in a minion

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

What do you call a very tiny onion?

A Minion!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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