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What is Gru's favorite food?
Filet Minion
When constructing the Black Gate...
Minion: "Is this too big? Do we need less door?"
Sauron: "No, Mordor."
So, what do you do? - I'm a supervillain
What's your name? - Autocorrector.
— HAHAHA! Are you Sirius?
What's your super powder? Wait a minion... what the help is happy ninja to me? PLEATS MAKE IT DUCKING STOP!
What do you call a steak made of little yellow guys?
A filet minion
What did Gozer the Destructor order for his gatekeeper minion at the Italian restaurant?
Pasta fo' Zuul!
What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?
Filet mignon
What are the chances of Gru's henchmen having a singular eye?
One in a minion
Where do minions shop?
Banana Republic
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