Minimum Wage Jokes

Funniest Minimum Wage Short Jokes

Short minimum wage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The minimum wage humour may include short hourly wage jokes also.

1. What did spiderman say when he worked at MacDonalds? With minimum wage comes minimum responsibility.
2. Pay me what I'm worth! I once asked my boss for a raise.
   He asked me how much I wanted.
   "Just pay me what I'm worth," I said.
   He replied, "I can't. There's a minimum wage law."
3. At the job interview, I asked what is the salary like. They said I'll start at minimum wage and make double of that in two years. Ok, I'll be back in two years.
4. Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid's show A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft
5. Give a man a pizza and he eats for a day Teach a man how to make a pizza and he will work minimum wage
6. Why is Tom Brady against raising the federal minimum wage? He doesn't want things to get too inflated.
7. "Just the bonuses for the CEO's on Wall Street equals the amount of what half of all American's make on minimum wage in a year" : New York Times But we have a national holiday today called Labor Day
8. What's a Grecian Urn? About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.
9. Why do people keep saying little mothers need more money? Oh, that's not what people mean by "minimum wage"?
10. We should maga Let's start with:
    -affordable healthcare
    -reasonable gun laws
    -liveable minimum wages

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Minimum Wage One Liners

Which minimum wage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with minimum wage? I can suggest the ones about monthly salary and minimum.

1. What's the difference between a bench and the minimum wage? A bench can support a family.
2. Echidnas are like minimum-wage wait staff. They work four tips.
3. What is the secret to staying thin? Minimum wage.
4. Being an Uber driver is the best... ...way of working below minimum wage...
5. How can we help hard working, tiny mothers? By raising the mini-mum wage.
6. What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000? Price is right!
7. The recent rise in minimum wage is a bit sexist... What about the mini dads?

Hilarious Minimum Wage Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about minimum wage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean salary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make minimum wage pranks.