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46 miniature jokes and hilarious miniature puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about miniature that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover miniature jokes featuring miniature golf, miniature schnauzers, miniature pinschers, and more. Get ready to laugh as these tiny figurines pull off some teeny-tiny jokes.

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Funniest Miniature Short Jokes

Short miniature jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The miniature humour may include short midget jokes also.

  1. I started a figurine company that specializes in miniature Muhammad statues We make a small prophet.
  2. What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais
  3. Did you hear about the man with a cold who went to a miniature petting zoo? He was feeling a little hoarse.
  4. Someone asked me "why do you have a miniature guillotine?" It's for when I'm in the mood for a little head
  5. My son was playing with miniature models of a court room. He told me they were "class action figures."
  6. My girlfriend starting putting a miniature Sylvester Stallone doll in the middle of the bed a few months ago Things have been a little rocky between us ever since
  7. I'm fairly tall so folks are always asking me "Do you play basketball?" My standard reply: "No, do you play miniature golf?"
  8. Did you hear about the company that turns anything into a miniature refrigeration unit? They make everything a little cooler.
  9. I like The Teletubbies.. It's my favourite TV show about four chubby aliens that live on a giant miniature golf course.
  10. I had a company that sold miniature bibles that would fit in your wallet, but if failed. The margins were too small.

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Miniature One Liners

Which miniature one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with miniature? I can suggest the ones about small people and tiny hand.

  1. I went to the Museum of Miniature Wind Turbines last night. Not a big fan.
  2. I got a miniature abacus for my birthday. It's the little things that count!
  3. I went to a miniature wind turbine exhibition on the weekend. Not…a big fan.
  4. My miniature Siberian dog is gaining weight too fast. He's a little Husky.
  5. Miniature schnauzer joke My miniature schnauzer is smarter than most people I know.
  6. What would EA do with a miniature man who used to be a woman? Micro trans actions.
  7. Which actress do you bring for a round of miniature golf? Minnie Driver
  8. What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf? Jupiter
  9. I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart
  10. What do you call a miniature pension? Warhammer 401k
  11. What do you call a miniature pig with narcolepsy? A sleepy little hamlet.
  12. What do you call a miniature meat morsel? A little ration.
  13. What is considered a low stakes business? A miniature cow farm
  14. What are Bill Gates latest projects? Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.
  15. I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.

Miniature joke

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about miniature can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of miniature puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Entertaining Miniature Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about miniature you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean tiny jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make miniature prank.

A little 3-year-old girl

was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping. The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it several more times. When the mother came home, the father had the mother stop and watch the little tea ritual, as her daughter brought the father another cup of tea (water) and he drank it. The mother said, Very nice. But has it occurred to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?

Courtesy of an 8 year old: A man goes to the supermarket

A man goes to the supermarket and puts a miniature milk bottle into his cart. Next he grabs a miniature loaf of bread and one miniature apple. At check out the cute cashier takes his miniature groceries and scans them one by one. Between the *beeps* she takes a good look at him and finally asks.
Cashier: Are you single?
Man: Yes I am, how did you know? Was it because of the miniature groceries?
Cashier: No, it's because you are ugly.

Boo me all you like, I just made it up.

I was at the local library trying to find a specific sound for my video project; that of a displeased audience. I was repeatedly listening to a variety of samples through the miniature speakers on the desk.
Unbeknownst to me, a lady who was sat at the desk in the next cubicle was growing irritated and she leant over,startling me, and screamed PICK A BOO!
What an odd game to play with another adult in a library.

A group of horses was making fun of a miniature horse who sounded weird because he had a sore t**....

One of the horses felt bad for the little guy, and said to his friends, "Leave him alone, he's just a little hoarse."

Vandals arrested for m**... in a field using porcelain miniatures

Detectives report it was the first case of a nick back p**... whack

What did Bob Marley say when his miniature house was struck by an earthquake?

Every little thing is gonna be alright.

A man got rushed to the hospital because he swallowed 8 miniature horses.

He is stable now.

So a man walks into a miniature jazz themed s**... club...

And whips out his 6 inch pianist

I once had a pet miniature donkey. He never listened and would always hee-haw at the most inappropriate times...

...the little j**....

Miniature joke, I once had a pet miniature donkey. He never listened and would always hee-haw at the most inappropri

jokes about miniature

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these miniature jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.