Mini Cooper Jokes
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To tell me my zipper was open, a girl tells me, "your garage is open"
I said, "did you see my ford mustang gt super sport?"
She said "No, but i did see your mini cooper with two flat tires"
What kind of car do you drive before you hijack an airline?
A DB Mini Cooper
How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?
Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.
How do you fit four elephants in a mini-cooper car?
Two in the front. Two in the back. How do you know there's an elephant in your fridge?
You open the door and see an elephant. How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
When the door doesn't quite close. How do you know when there's three elephants in the fridge?
They giggle when the light goes out. How do you know there's four elephants in the fridge?
There's an empty mini-cooper parked in your drive!
What type of automobile do petite barrel-makers prefer?
Mini Cooper.
I got my wife a Mini Cooper for her birthday…
Lord knows why she wants a midget who makes barrels…
What did Mr. Cooper name his son?
Mini Cooper
What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?
Back my Smitch Up!
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what do bruce jenner and my mini cooper have in common?
they both have t**... issues.
A string of jokes I heard a while ago
How do you get four elephants in a mini cooper?
Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get four giraffes in a mini cooper?
You can't because of all the elephants.
How do you get two whales in a mini cooper?
Same way you get to Wales in any other car, down the M4, over the Severn Bridge.
How can you tell if there's an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
How can you tell if there are two elephants in your fridge?
You can hear them giggle when the lights go out.
How can you tell if there are three elephants in your fridge?
You can't *quite* get the door closed.
How can you tell if there are four elephants in your fridge?
There's a mini cooper parked outside.
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