The Best 11 Mingle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mingle jokes. There are some mingle shuffle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mingle christian mingle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mingle Jokes and Puns

007 recieves a new mission... to infiltrate a party and mingle.

His orders are to, "bond James, bond".

Once, a prince..

..decided to disguise himself and mingle with people to see their hardships by himself. There, he encountered a farmer who looked exactly like him. Curious, the prince approached the farmer and asked him "By any chance, did your mother work in the palace?"

The farmer replied, "No, but

My father used to work in the palace"

P.S.:This is an old Indian joke, I'm doing my best to translate it. Hope I can make some people smile:)

I finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle

My username is ComeGetPsalm

Mingle joke, I finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle

My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well,

He got nailed three times in one night.

If Sam McCringle can mingle with a single bag of Pringles in the time it takes to sing a single jingle, with how many Pringles did Sam McCringle mingle?

none... Pringles come in cans

Finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle.

My user name is: CumGetPsalmOfThisDick if you're looking for a good time.

If users on Tinder are (presumably) single and ready to mingle...

Does that mean users on Grindr are gay and looking to lay?

Mingle joke, If users on Tinder are (presumably) single and ready to mingle...

Donald Trump visits and old folks' home...

to mingle with the people and pick up a little good P.R. at the same time. He walks up to a sweet old lady in a wheelchair who smiles at him with an other wise blank stare.

"Do you know who I am ?" asks Donald Trump.

She responds, "No, but if you ask the desk, they'll tell you.

Why is it so hard for men to get on Christian Mingle?

Only women get a "SUBMIT" button.

looking for investors for my new specialty dating site

So I'm planning on taking advantage of the huge influx of specialty dating sites like farmers only or Christian mingle, etc... I'm starting a site exclusively for Indians. It's gonna be called, "Connect the dots."
(So who's in with me???)

What did Hitler say when he was forced to mingle with people of other races?

Ach, this is out of Mein Kampfert zone!!

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the mingle hasselhoff jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working mingle migos piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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