Ming Jokes
27 ming jokes and hilarious ming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ming Short Jokes
Short ming jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ming humour may include short dumpling jokes also.
- Everyone knows of Yao Ming, one of the most iconic basketball players of his generation. Far lesser known was his sister Rai, one of the preeminent female poets of her generation.
- My friend, Ming, told me that I would look more professional if I stop wearing my funny bow tie. I responded, "But I am nothing without my comedic tie, Ming."
- The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie.
The dierector was Phill Ming - Great dynasties of history Egypt: Ayyubid
South Africa: Zulu
China: Ming
Greece: Helena
Italy: Medici
U.S.: Duck
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Ming One Liners
Which ming one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ming? I can suggest the ones about ling and french.
- What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera? Phil Ming
- What is a chinese homosexual videogamer called? Gay Ming
- What do you call a Chinese farmer living in the US? Wyo Ming.
- Yao Ming is starting his own basketball team It's called Crazy Reach Asians
- The secret to great ASIAN comedy is... Thia
Ming - What would Kim Jung Uns name be if we was Chinese? Bo Ming Yu
- Who never says 'Thank you' in France? Ming the Merciless
- Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu? He's from Team Rocket
- What does Yao Ming stand for? When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.
- What do you call a 7 foot tall Ellen Pao? Pao Ming.
- What is Yao Ming's favorite arcade game? Pacquiao
- Did you know Yao Ming had a dog? He had a dog before every NBA game.
- What do you call an Asian guy with a video recorder? Phil Ming.
- what do you call a spanish peeping tom? Señor m**...
- What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese? Your t**..."ming"!
Ridiculous Ming Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What funny jokes about ming you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tang jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ming pranks.
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My friend, who studies mice, wanted a specific rodent to complete his collection.
He asked me to find one for him. I searched far and wide for a homosexual rodent of the Ming subspecies (that was his request).
After a few months, I found a rodent that matched his request. But when I gave it to him, he slapped me.
I was shocked. "Why did you slap me?", I asked out of frustration.
"You idiot! I asked you for a gaming mouse!!"
An ambitious Chinese man named Hoo Ming wanted to run for president. He understood the problems that Americans faced every day and so he wanted to show everyone he planned to solve it by making it his slogan...
Hoo Cares!
