Minerals Jokes

Funniest Minerals Short Jokes

Short minerals jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The minerals humour may include short vitamin jokes also.

1. A cop stops a miner for speeding on the highway COP: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
   miner: mine
2. I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details.
3. People shouldn't be shamed for their kinks. Me, I get really turned on when someone smells like musty sweat and coal. But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.
4. Do you know how to confuse a coal miner? Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.
5. What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
6. What did the hipster say about the Chilean miners? I liked them so much better when they were underground.
7. What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
8. America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.
9. A man walks into a bar after a long day in the mines He asks the bartender for some whiskey, but the bartender replies; "Sorry, we can't sell alcohol to miners."
10. Someone asked me about minerals that are long term contributors to lung cancer the other day, I just answered asbestos I could.

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Minerals One Liners

Which minerals one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with minerals? I can suggest the ones about crystal and calcium.

1. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner
2. I scraped my elbow looking for coal It was a miner injury.
3. I pulled a muscle digging for gold... It's just a miner injury.
4. What do you call an underage who works in a quarry? A Miner.
5. I went digging for gold but didn't find anything It was a miner frustration
6. How Do Miners Make Money? By stripping or working the shaft.
7. Why were the seven dwarves always sober? Because no one would serve alcohol to miners...
8. Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon? They only come in quarts(z)
9. What do you call a young gold digger? A miner
10. What do a haunted gypsum mine and paint thinner have in common? Mineral Spirits
11. Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner.
12. A Priest walks into a coal mine after hours. He ask, where are all the miners?
13. What deodorant do miners pick? They pick Axe
14. Three dwarves walk into a bar... Bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve miners."
15. What you you call a retired miner? Doug

Rocks And Minerals Jokes

Here is a list of funny rocks and minerals jokes and even better rocks and minerals puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend started a company that digs rocks and minerals.. He's just mining his own business.
• I'm a geologist that specializes in the resonating frequencies of different minerals. I'm staging a rock concert later if you want to come.
• How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad? None, they were all minerals.
• Musical joke. So a miner goes into a cave but then rocks fall on him
  you know what he is now?
  a flat minor
• Someone was walking down a street. Suddenly a man asked him if he wanted to see his mineral collection. When the man asked why he said Because It's going to rock your world
• Eating a rock is actually good for you. It's full of minerals!
• Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet? Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Happy Minerals Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about minerals you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coal mining jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make minerals pranks.