The Best 59 Miner Jokes

Following is our collection of Miner jokes which are very funny. There are some miner quarry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these miner pickaxe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft...

Get tone of A Flat Miner.

I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls.

But these are just miner details.

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.

Tracy said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." Cathy giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." Dawn quietly sipped her whiskey until Tracy asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?" Dawn frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" asked Cathy. "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

A miner is selling raw ore...

He's approached by a blacksmith who says, "I'll take it."
The miner questions, "Which one?"
Blacksmith replies," Either ore."


What do you get when you throw a piano down a hole in the ground?

A flat miner

What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner

I wrote a song about a coal digger having sex with a 15 year old.

I call it 'A Miner in a Minor' in A minor.

German Mining Company

German miner, "herr supervisor, we're working so many hours and we're so efficient that within a year we will run out of ore to mine."

Mine Supervisor, "this is a problem. A very bad problem."

Miner, "what do you suggest we do?"

Supervisor, "Mein Fuhrer."

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

A coal miner walks into a bar.

And the bartender says, We don't serve your kind here.
The coal miner snorts, You mean you don't serve 'minors'? Never heard that one before.
No, I mean we don't serve black people. '

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The news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers

But it was just a miner inconvenience

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger?

A minor minor miner

If minerals were people, who would be the poorest?

Stibnite, because it's antimony.

Ever hear about the miner who wouldn't shut up?

He dug himself into a hole he couldn't get out of.

TIL why coal production has drastically slowed down within the past 10 years

It is believed the labor involved in this risky job was causing miner pain.

How Do Miners Make Money?

By stripping or working the shaft.

My cousin thinks it's illegal to have sex with someone who digs for coal.

She says it's against the law to be with a miner.

Do you know how to confuse a coal miner?

Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Did you hear that Snow White got arrested?

She was charged with unlawful sexual conduct with a miner.

A cop pulls over a miner and asks

"Sir, whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do as a profession?"

And the miner replies "Mine."

A cop stops a miner for speeding on the highway

COP: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?

Miner: mine

A miner said he could make anyone laugh

He showed me something

And I immediately burst out laughing

What was it?

A shiny yellow stone

It was comedy gold

Two miners walk out of the mine after a hard days work, one carrying a shovel and the other a stick. The one carrying the shovel turns and asks, "Where's your shovel?"

And the other responds, "sure does".

A police officer pulls a miner over

Cop: Whose car is this?
Where are you going?
What do you do for a living?

Miner: Mine.

I retired from my job as a miner the other day.

I'm not a hole man any more.

My father was a commercial miner his whole life, but he only mined silver and gold. On his deathbed, I asked him what his favorite metal to mine was... he said

Either ore.

What did the miner say to the other miner that was eavesdropping on his conversation?

Mine your own business!

(Courtesy of my nine year old)

I introduced a miner to some heavy metal.

The Miner really digs the music.

Told my wife we'd have to stop sleeping together if I get this job with a mineral extraction company.

Yeah, in most states it's illegal to have sex with a miner.

Why did the gold go to jail?

It made contact with a miner.

How many crypto miners does it take to change a light bulb?

A hundred thousand!

One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.

What did the gold miner shout to the thief as he ran away...

Au you got my gold.

Two miners walk out of the mine after a long day, one holding a shovel, the other a stick. One turns to the other and asks, Wears your shovel?

And the other responded, Sure does.

I started a new job as a miner last week.

I had to quit because whenever I put my mining hat on I felt light-headed.

What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

What do you call an underage who works in a quarry?

A Miner.

Did you hear about the man who was attacked with a pickaxe?

He escaped with miner injuries.

What do you get when you trow a piano down a mineshaft

A flat miner

Miners to sue a harmless tree-hugger. If you ask me, those miners are just making...

A molehill out of the mountain.

*cop pulls over a driver*

Cop: Who's car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: Mine.

I dated a miner once

She was a gold digger.

Cop: Who's car is this? Where are you heading? What do you do?

Miner: Mine.

I went digging for gold but didn't find anything

It was a miner frustration

You know what ruins a meme?

A miner spelling error.

Had a conversation with a Miner about the effects it had on the environment.

The conversation got rocky.

A man filled his a mine cart with fresh ore and pushed it out of the cave

After a long day of work, he decided to play some sports with his friends. There was an accident, which caused the man to die.

This shows that miner errors can have huge consequences.

Why are minecraft players virgins?

It would be wrong to smash a miner

A miner gets pulled over by the police while he's driving

The police office then proceeds to ask him:
Whose car is this?
Where are you headed?
What do you do?

The miner simply responds with: Mine .

I broke up with my miner husband

He was such a gold-digger

What happens when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A miner B flat

What happens when a piano falls on an army base?

A major B flat

Why do miners make the best ghosts?

Because they're pro spectres.

Did you hear about the gold digger who left his pickaxe at home?

It was a miner issue.

Miners are the most hard-working people.

Even after one dies, he's back underground in a couple of days.

Why don't local government prioritize the concerns of laborers who collect minerals in caves?

They're only miner issues.

Cop: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?

Miner: mine

Did you hear about the coal digger who was charged as a sexual deviant?

He was found in possession of miner clothing.

What's the difference between a miner and a lumberjack?

You don't get arrested for dating a lumberjack.

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