Miner Jokes
123 miner jokes and hilarious miner puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about miner that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Miner jokes are the best way to brighten up your day. Whether you’re a miner yourself or just looking for a good laugh, these jokes are sure to do the trick. From miner puns to jokes about mining equipment, there’s something for everyone. So, what are you waiting for? Start reading and laughing today!
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Funniest Miner Short Jokes
Short miner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The miner humour may include short collector jokes also.
- A cop stops a miner for speeding on the highway COP: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: mine - The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?" The miner replied, "Mine."
- A policeman stops a car... Policeman: Whose car is this, where are you headed and what do you do for a living? Miner: Mine.
- I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details.
- People shouldn't be shamed for their kinks. Me, I get really turned on when someone smells like musty sweat and coal. But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.
- Do you know how to confuse a coal miner? Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.
- *cop pulls over a driver* Cop: Who's car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: Mine. - A cop pulls over a miner and asks "Sir, whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do as a profession?"
And the miner replies "Mine." - What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
- What did the hipster say about the Chilean miners? I liked them so much better when they were underground.
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Miner One Liners
Which miner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with miner? I can suggest the ones about monster and keeper.
- What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner
- What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner
- Cop: Who's car is this? Where are you heading? What do you do? Miner: Mine.
- I scraped my elbow looking for coal It was a miner injury.
- I pulled a muscle digging for gold... It's just a miner injury.
- What do you call an underage who works in a quarry? A Miner.
- I went digging for gold but didn't find anything It was a miner frustration
- How Do Miners Make Money? By stripping or working the shaft.
- Why were the seven dwarves always sober? Because no one would serve alcohol to miners...
- What do you get if you throw a piano down a coal pit? A flat miner
- Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon? They only come in quarts(z)
- What do you call a young gold digger? A miner
- What do a haunted gypsum mine and paint thinner have in common? Mineral Spirits
- Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner.
- A Priest walks into a coal mine after hours. He ask, where are all the miners?
Gold Miner Jokes
Here is a list of funny gold miner jokes and even better gold miner puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- After years of digging, a gold prospector finally found a small amount of a precious metal It was a miner success.
- A miner said he could make anyone laugh He showed me something
And I immediately burst out laughing
What was it?
A shiny yellow stone
It was comedy gold - Did you hear about the gold digger who left his pickaxe at home? It was a miner issue.
- Why did the gold go to jail? It made contact with a miner.
- I dated a miner once She was a gold digger.
- My father was a commercial miner his whole life, but he only mined silver and gold. On his deathbed, I asked him what his favorite metal to mine was... he said Either ore.
- What did the miner say when he struck gold? Au, yeah!
- A gold digger walks into a bar They didn't let him in because miners are not allowed.
- I broke up with my miner husband He was such a gold-digger
- A South African miner loses a leg in an accident. He cries 'Oh no! Who's going to want a one legged gold digger now?'
To which Paul McCartney shouts 'Me!!!!'
Coal Miner Jokes
Here is a list of funny coal miner jokes and even better coal miner puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.
- A coal miner is driving to work one day. He gets pulled over by the police. The officer asks, who's car is this? Where are you going? What do you do for a living?
The man responds "mine" - I used to work at a coal mine But I left because the bars didn't allow miners
- Only Coal Miners Will Get This Black lung disease.
- I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY. Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners.
- The news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers But it was just a miner inconvenience
- TIL why coal production has drastically slowed down within the past 10 years It is believed the labor involved in this risky job was causing miner pain.
- People shoukd not be shamed for their kinks. I get turned on by someone who smells like musty sweat and coal. But I get called a monster, simply because I am attracted to miners.
- Trump could easily jumpstart the coal industry He should put coal miners to work excavating his Christmas stocking
- Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie? He was a miner.
Chilean Miner Jokes
Here is a list of funny chilean miner jokes and even better chilean miner puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
- What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest? The Chilean mining company gets its miners stuck in a shaft. The Catholic priest gets its shaft stuck in a minor.
- I was just reading up on how they rescued the Chilean miners most of it was just boring.
- My favorite s**... position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.
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What funny jokes about miner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean worker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make miner pranks.
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
Tracy said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does." Cathy giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft." Dawn quietly sipped her whiskey until Tracy asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?" Dawn frowned and said, "The postman." "Why the postman?" asked Cathy. "Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
A miner is selling raw ore...
He's approached by a blacksmith who says, "I'll take it."
The miner questions, "Which one?"
Blacksmith replies," Either ore."
BADUMTISSSS
What do you get when you throw a piano down a hole in the ground?
A flat miner
Margret Thatcher says "I'm going to screw every miner in Britain"
Jimmy savile replies "I already did"
I wrote a song about a coal digger having s**... with a 15 year old.
I call it 'A Miner in a Minor' in A minor.
German Mining Company
German miner, "herr supervisor, we're working so many hours and we're so efficient that within a year we will run out of ore to mine."
Mine Supervisor, "this is a problem. A very bad problem."
Miner, "what do you suggest we do?"
Supervisor, "Mein Fuhrer."
Why did the miner feel so low?
He was in a deep depression.
A coal miner walks into a bar.
And the bartender says, We don't serve your kind here.
The coal miner snorts, You mean you don't serve 'minors'? Never heard that one before.
No, I mean we don't serve black people. '
If minerals were people, who would be the poorest?
Stibnite, because it's antimony.
Ever hear about the miner who wouldn't shut up?
He dug himself into a hole he couldn't get out of.
My cousin thinks it's i**... to have s**... with someone who digs for coal.
She says it's against the law to be with a miner.
What mineral did a chemist use when he lost his virginity?
Cummingtonite.
Did you hear that Snow White got arrested?
She was charged with unlawful s**... conduct with a miner.
Why was Steve from Minecraft arrested
He had s**... with a miner
Which miner gets a lunch break first?
The one with a lot of apatite.
Two miners walk out of the mine after a hard days work, one carrying a shovel and the other a stick. The one carrying the shovel turns and asks, "Where's your shovel?"
And the other responds, "sure does".
A police officer pulls a miner over
Cop: Whose car is this?
Where are you going?
What do you do for a living?
Miner: Mine.
I retired from my job as a miner the other day.
I'm not a hole man any more.
What did the miner say to the other miner that was eavesdropping on his conversation?
Mine your own business!
(Courtesy of my nine year old)
I introduced a miner to some heavy metal.
The Miner really digs the music.
Told my wife we'd have to stop sleeping together if I get this job with a mineral extraction company.
Yeah, in most states it's i**... to have s**... with a miner.
How many crypto miners does it take to change a light bulb?
A hundred thousand!
One miner to change it, and 99,999 to determine who gets the credit.
What did the gold miner shout to the thief as he ran away...
Au you got my gold.
Two miners walk out of the mine after a long day, one holding a shovel, the other a stick. One turns to the other and asks, Wears your shovel?
And the other responded, Sure does.
I started a new job as a miner last week.
I had to quit because whenever I put my mining hat on I felt light-headed.
What happens when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat miner
Did you hear about the man who was attacked with a pickaxe?
He escaped with miner injuries.
What do you get when you trow a piano down a mineshaft
A flat miner
Miners to sue a harmless tree-hugger. If you ask me, those miners are just making...
A molehill out of the mountain.
You know what ruins a meme?
A miner spelling error.
Had a conversation with a Miner about the effects it had on the environment.
The conversation got rocky.
A man filled his a mine cart with fresh ore and pushed it out of the cave
After a long day of work, he decided to play some sports with his friends. There was an accident, which caused the man to die.
This shows that miner errors can have huge consequences.
Why are minecraft players virgins?
It would be wrong to smash a miner
A miner gets pulled over by the police while he's driving
The police office then proceeds to ask him:
Whose car is this?
Where are you headed?
What do you do?
The miner simply responds with: Mine .
What happens when a piano falls down a mine shaft?
A miner B flat
What happens when a piano falls on an army base?
A major B flat
Why do miners make the best ghosts?
Because they're pro spectres.
Miners are the most hard-working people.
Even after one dies, he's back underground in a couple of days.
Why don't local government prioritize the concerns of laborers who collect minerals in caves?
They're only miner issues.
Cop: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: mine
Did you hear about the coal digger who was charged as a s**... deviant?
He was found in possession of miner clothing.
What's the difference between a miner and a lumberjack?
You don't get arrested for dating a lumberjack.
A cop pulls over a miner and asks Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Mine.
What you you call a retired miner?
Doug
Be careful who you talk to about religion in West Virginia
You could be talking about sects with a miner!
My parents seemed upset when I told them about my new girlfriend.
So what if she's a miner?
A gigantic gas e**... in a coal mine in the next town killed thirty workers and hospitalised two hundred. But I refused to give to the support charity.
After all, it was only *miner* injuries.
Son asks his father (a bitcoin miner) to give him 1 Bitcoin for birthday.
Father replies: "Son! 20485$ is much cash! Why do you even need 18572$? For 21568$ You can buy a good car!"
Why weren't there any Miners in the USSR?
Because in the USSR they were Oursers.
I never realised how much my parents hated coal...
...until I told them I was dating a miner. They haven't spoken to me since.
I don't get it, she's perfect. Even a great gardener. But they didn't even care when I said she gave me her peas
what happens when a piano crushes a miner?
D minor B flat
The bicyclist
A bicyclist walks into a bar wearing his bike helmet with a headlamp strapped on it for riding at night. "Nice head light," the bartender comments as he gets the biker a beer. "Yeah, it gets dark so early, I had to get it for riding at night," the biker says. "It makes me look like a miner." "No," the bartender replies. "I'd say you still look about 45."
When a mine shaft collapses it's known to make a specific musical tone when the air rushes through the tunnels. What note is it?
A flat miner
What do a h**... and a coal miner have in common?
They both work the shafts for pay.
If Major Tom flies really high up, what would you call someone very deep beneath the ground?
Miner Tom
