Miner Jokes

• Short Miner Jokes
• Miner One Liners
• Gold Miner Jokes
• Coal Miner Jokes
• Chilean Miner Jokes
• More Miner Jokes

Best Short Miner Jokes

These are our top miner puns. Have fun with a good miner joke in English with simple miner humour.

1. A cop stops a miner for speeding on the highway COP: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
   Miner: mine
2. The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?" The miner replied, "Mine."
3. A policeman stops a car... Policeman: Whose car is this, where are you headed and what do you do for a living? Miner: Mine.
4. I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details.
5. People shouldn't be shamed for their kinks. Me, I get really turned on when someone smells like musty sweat and coal. But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.
6. Do you know how to confuse a coal miner? Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.
7. *cop pulls over a driver* Cop: Who's car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
   Miner: Mine.
8. A cop pulls over a miner and asks "Sir, whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do as a profession?"
   And the miner replies "Mine."
9. What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
10. What did the hipster say about the Chilean miners? I liked them so much better when they were underground.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these miner jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of miner puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Miner One Liners

Which miner dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with miner?

1. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner
2. What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner
3. Cop: Who's car is this? Where are you heading? What do you do? Miner: Mine.
4. I scraped my elbow looking for coal It was a miner injury.
5. I pulled a muscle digging for gold... It's just a miner injury.
6. What do you call an underage who works in a quarry? A Miner.
7. I went digging for gold but didn't find anything It was a miner frustration
8. How Do Miners Make Money? By stripping or working the shaft.
9. Why were the seven dwarves always sober? Because no one would serve alcohol to miners...
10. What do you get if you throw a piano down a coal pit? A flat miner
11. Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon? They only come in quarts(z)
12. What do you call a young gold digger? A miner
13. What do a haunted gypsum mine and paint thinner have in common? Mineral Spirits
14. Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner.
15. A Priest walks into a coal mine after hours. He ask, where are all the miners?

Gold Miner Jokes

Here is a list of funny gold miner jokes and even better gold miner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• After years of digging, a gold prospector finally found a small amount of a precious metal It was a miner success.
• A miner said he could make anyone laugh He showed me something
  And I immediately burst out laughing
  What was it?
  A shiny yellow stone
  It was comedy gold
• Did you hear about the gold digger who left his pickaxe at home? It was a miner issue.
• Why did the gold go to jail? It made contact with a miner.
• I dated a miner once She was a gold digger.
• My father was a commercial miner his whole life, but he only mined silver and gold. On his deathbed, I asked him what his favorite metal to mine was... he said Either ore.
• What did the miner say when he struck gold? Au, yeah!
• A gold digger walks into a bar They didn't let him in because miners are not allowed.
• I broke up with my miner husband He was such a gold-digger
• A South African miner loses a leg in an accident. He cries 'Oh no! Who's going to want a one legged gold digger now?'
  To which Paul McCartney shouts 'Me!!!!'

Coal Miner Jokes

Here is a list of funny coal miner jokes and even better coal miner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.
• A coal miner is driving to work one day. He gets pulled over by the police. The officer asks, who's car is this? Where are you going? What do you do for a living?
  The man responds "mine"
• I used to work at a coal mine But I left because the bars didn't allow miners
• Only Coal Miners Will Get This Black lung disease.
• I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY. Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners.
• The news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers But it was just a miner inconvenience
• TIL why coal production has drastically slowed down within the past 10 years It is believed the labor involved in this risky job was causing miner pain.
• People shoukd not be shamed for their kinks. I get turned on by someone who smells like musty sweat and coal. But I get called a monster, simply because I am attracted to miners.
• Trump could easily jumpstart the coal industry He should put coal miners to work excavating his Christmas stocking
• Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie? He was a miner.

Chilean Miner Jokes

Here is a list of funny chilean miner jokes and even better chilean miner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
• What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest? The Chilean mining company gets its miners stuck in a shaft. The Catholic priest gets its shaft stuck in a minor.
• I was just reading up on how they rescued the Chilean miners most of it was just boring.
• My favorite s**... position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.

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