Miner Jokes

Funniest Miner Short Jokes

Short miner jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The miner humour may include short collector jokes also.

1. A cop stops a miner for speeding on the highway COP: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
   Miner: mine
2. I saw a guy today with soot all over his face carrying a large pick axe and wearing a royal blue hardhat that matched his overalls. But these are just miner details.
3. People shouldn't be shamed for their kinks. Me, I get really turned on when someone smells like musty sweat and coal. But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.
4. Do you know how to confuse a coal miner? Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.
5. What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
6. What did the hipster say about the Chilean miners? I liked them so much better when they were underground.
7. What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.
8. America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.
9. A man walks into a bar after a long day in the mines He asks the bartender for some whiskey, but the bartender replies; "Sorry, we can't sell alcohol to miners."
10. Someone asked me about minerals that are long term contributors to lung cancer the other day, I just answered asbestos I could.

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Miner One Liners

Which miner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with miner? I can suggest the ones about monster and keeper.

1. What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner
2. I scraped my elbow looking for coal It was a miner injury.
3. I pulled a muscle digging for gold... It's just a miner injury.
4. What do you call an underage who works in a quarry? A Miner.
5. I went digging for gold but didn't find anything It was a miner frustration
6. How Do Miners Make Money? By stripping or working the shaft.
7. Why were the seven dwarves always sober? Because no one would serve alcohol to miners...
8. Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon? They only come in quarts(z)
9. What do you call a young gold digger? A miner
10. What do a haunted gypsum mine and paint thinner have in common? Mineral Spirits
11. Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner.
12. A Priest walks into a coal mine after hours. He ask, where are all the miners?
13. What deodorant do miners pick? They pick Axe
14. Three dwarves walk into a bar... Bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve miners."
15. What you you call a retired miner? Doug

Gold Miner Jokes

Here is a list of funny gold miner jokes and even better gold miner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• After years of digging, a gold prospector finally found a small amount of a precious metal It was a miner success.
• A miner said he could make anyone laugh He showed me something
  And I immediately burst out laughing
  What was it?
  A shiny yellow stone
  It was comedy gold
• Did you hear about the gold digger who left his pickaxe at home? It was a miner issue.
• Why did the gold go to jail? It made contact with a miner.
• My father was a commercial miner his whole life, but he only mined silver and gold. On his deathbed, I asked him what his favorite metal to mine was... he said Either ore.
• What did the miner say when he struck gold? Au, yeah!
• I broke up with my miner husband He was such a gold-digger
• A South African miner loses a leg in an accident. He cries 'Oh no! Who's going to want a one legged gold digger now?'
  To which Paul McCartney shouts 'Me!!!!'
• What did the gold miner shout to the thief as he ran away... Au you got my gold.
• Why did the miner moan when he struck gold? He was having an ore-gasm.

Coal Miner Jokes

Here is a list of funny coal miner jokes and even better coal miner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I used to work at a coal mine But I left because the bars didn't allow miners
• Only Coal Miners Will Get This Black lung disease.
• I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY. Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners.
• The news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers But it was just a miner inconvenience
• TIL why coal production has drastically slowed down within the past 10 years It is believed the labor involved in this risky job was causing miner pain.
• People shoukd not be shamed for their kinks. I get turned on by someone who smells like musty sweat and coal. But I get called a monster, simply because I am attracted to miners.
• Trump could easily jumpstart the coal industry He should put coal miners to work excavating his Christmas stocking
• Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie? He was a miner.
• What would a coal miner say if they really liked a sandwich? I'm really digging this sandwich.
• I used to work at Human Relations in the coal industry, but I got tired of all the miner details.

Chilean Miner Jokes

Here is a list of funny chilean miner jokes and even better chilean miner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was just reading up on how they rescued the Chilean miners most of it was just boring.

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What funny jokes about miner you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean worker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make miner pranks.