Minefield Jokes
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Had my medical license revoked today.
Being a medical professional is like being in a minefield. All it takes is one mistep and you can lose it all. I made a one-time mistake and slept with a patient. A co-worker heard her passionate crys and came to find us in the act. Embarrassing be as it was, I never expected to be the end of my career.
12 years wasted as a veterinarian.
What is the creature that walks on four legs in the morning, three legs at noon and two in the evening?
A cat in a minefield.
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Latvian joke.
I tell Latvian joke:
Latvian man very hungry.
He go in minefield, look for potato feed family.
Many hours, he suddenly find big potato, size of fist!
He quickly pull out pin, put in mouth, s**... whole thing.
Then he say "But why was there pin in potat "
End from joke.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield?
Everywhere
A muslim man is riding a camel and his wife is walking
A muslim man is riding a camel through the desert and his wife is walking on foot 10 m in front of him.
Another muslim man notices that and says: Don't you know that Holy book of Qur'an says that wife should always walk behind her husband?
The first muslim answers: when the book of Qur'an was written, there yet were no minefields, so keep walking, my beloved Fatimah!
What do you call a dance party on a minefield?
A bad Idea.
Where did Suzie go after she got lost in a minefield?
Everywhere.
A Afghan man named Ahmed is walking down a dirt road with his wife ahead of him a few steps.
He meets another man going the opposite way.
"Salam aleikum, brother" he says.
"Aleikum Assalam" replies Ahmed.
"Did you know that the Great Prophet would never allow a woman to walk ahead of him?" asks the man.
Ahmed replies, "And did you know that there were no minefields in the time of the Prophet?" He then turns to the wife, "Keep walking, Saida."
Mustapha is walking with his wife.
Hassan his friend notices that his wife is walking in front of him and asks: "You know the koran says that the man should walk infront of the wife"? Mustapha:" I am aware what the koran says but this is a minefield".
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