The Best 35 Mind Blowing Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Mind Blowing jokes. There are some mind blowing jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these mind blowing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Mind Blowing Jokes and Puns

Buzzfeed employee is diagnosed with stage 2 brain cancer

Doctor: Number 4 will blow your mind.

Inventor displays the first knife ever.

His friend, "that's the greatest invention since bread"
Inventor, "well I'm about to blow your mind"

I love it when my girlfriend says men think with their penises

That woman blows my mind

JFK Assassination Document Release

From what I hear, they reveal some pretty mind-blowing information

I just read John F Kennedy's biography

The end was mind blowing

I went to my girlfriend's house last night for a romantic night in...

It was amazing, we had a three course meal with champagne over candle light, we then snuggled up on the sofa, to watch a movie, then, when we went up stairs, I let her get changed, while I spread rose petals over the bed, then, we had the most amazing, mind blowing sex that I've ever had, but just as I was about to finish, her parents walked in...

I am now banned from babysitting.

1 in 6 people...

find Russian roulette mind blowing.

This will blow your mind!

If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing.

Men's brains

My girlfriend told me that Men's brains are all in their penises. I told her that I like it when she blows my mind.

I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7.

It was mind-blowing.

Saw a documentary on Russian roulette

It was mind blowing.

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If a woman says, "all men think with their dicks"

Well... then blow my mind.

Adam and Eve

When God made Adam he noticed that Adam was sad and asked what was wrong.

Adam - I'm lonely.

God - That's no good! How about I make you a companion? One that is gorgeous, give you mind blowing sex, will cook and clean, and doesn't mind it when you spend time with the guys or watch football?

Adam - That sounds awesome! What will it cost me?

God - An arm and a leg!

Adam - What can I get for a rib?

Mailman's last day on the job.

After 30 years, mailman George decides to retire. On his last day, he makes his usual rounds.

When he arrives at the first house, the whole family comes out, congratulates him, and sends him on his way with a $50 gift envelope.

At the second house, they present him with a box of fine cigars.

At the next house, he is met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She takes him by the hand and leads him up to the bedroom, where she blows his mind with the most passionate sex he has ever experienced.

When done, they go downstairs, where she fixes him a giant breakfast. As she pours him a cup of coffee, he notices a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All this is just too wonderful for words," he says, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she says, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that I wanted to do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Fuck him. Give him a dollar.' But breakfast was my idea!"

During the annual cavemen conference ...

Greg : so I kept rubbing this rock against another rock until it became very thin and now I can cut vegetables,meat using this . I call this "The Knife" .

Chief Gogo : wow , I thought no-one can beat Gorg's invention of using wheat flour and water to create a new food called "bread" but yours is a worthy contender

Greg " that's not it ,chief "

And then places a piece of bread on the stone and takes the knife in his hand

" What I'm about to do will blow your mind " .

They say us men all think with our dicks...

but all I want is a woman who will blow my mind.

1/6 russian roulette players

Finds russian roulette mind blowing.

It's ok for my GF to tell me: "men only think with their penises"

As long as she keeps blowing my mind

Not only was John F. Kennedy's assassination an unexpected thing...

It was also mind blowing.

Did you hear about the prostitute with a PhD in Psychology?

She'll blow your mind.

Point a gun at your head and pull the trigger

what happens next will blow your mind

Two couples are getting bored with their sex lives, so they decide to swap partners

After a night of wild passionate sex, Mike wakes up, rolls over, kisses his new lover, and says, "Last night was absolutely mind-blowing! Come on. Let's go see how the ladies made out."

Invention of the knife

"What is that?"

I call it the 'knife'.

"Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"

Greg, I am about to blow your mind.

I have an amazing gardener who's both vision impaired and dyslexic.

His work is Mind BLowing


I once knew a hooker who was studying psychiatry. For $20 she'd blow your mind.

Step One. Implant a tiny bomb in your head and prepare the detonation button.

What happens next will blow your mind.

I know most men think with their penises

But I'm not afraid to blow your mind

What do you get when you cross a psychiatrist with a prostitute?

The answer will blow your mind!

Man walks into a bar

He goes up to the bartender and tells him he would like to have 7 beers lined up right in front of him. As the bartender is drawing his beers, he asks him, "So, it seems you might be celebrating something. What might it be, if you don't mind me asking?" Man tells him that he is celebrating his very first blow job. The bartender tells him "That's great, congratulations!" The man tells him "You don't understand, I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

I went to the JFK memorial museum and got to simulate his assassination in VR

It was mind blowing

I got oral sex from a psychic yesterday.

It was mind blowing.

A man puts a gun against your head

What happens next will blow your mind!!

Did you hear about the prostitute who's a philosophy major?

She could really blow your mind.

I can't wait to read the BuzzFeed article on "20 Things You Will Love about Stranger Things"

Eleven will blow your mind!!!

BuzzFeed's "Ten ways to tell if someone is a terrorist"

#6 will blow your mind!

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