Minaj Jokes

What are some Minaj jokes?

If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans

What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj

"Why is that cotton candy talking?"

"Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

What's the first thing you should do when Nicki Minaj dies?

Turn the radio back on

What does Nicki Minaj and a pirate captain have in common?

Neither can stop talking about their booty

Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj?

She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up.

What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

What do we do after Nicki Minaj dies?

We could send her to the recycling center and get back 40 tons of plastic

Q: Which headphones are better for listening Nicki Minaj music?

A: The ones that broken.

What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

Why has Nicki Minaj never been dumped?

Because no one can leave all that behind

Nicki Minaj says she's lost five pounds...

...if she looks behind her, she'll find them

The Qutub Minar in India was painted in bright pink,yellow and neon green...

It is now known as the Qutub Minaj

What type of Native American would Nikki Minaj be?

Arapaho

Nicki Minaj

Has musical talent

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