Minaj Jokes

Funniest Minaj Short Jokes

Short minaj jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The minaj humour may include short nicki minaj jokes also.

1. Why shouldn't you disrespect Nicki Minaj? She'll make another song about it. Nobody wants that.
2. Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj? She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up.
3. What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common? Reclaiming black bodies.
4. 2019 to 2020 is a lot like Nicki Minaj to Cardi B I didn't realize how much I enjoyed 2019 until 2020 happened
5. The Qutub Minar in India was painted in bright pink,yellow and neon green... It is now known as the Qutub Minaj
6. What do we do after Nicki Minaj dies? We could send her to the recycling center and get back 40 tons of plastic
7. What did the kid who gets Gs and nines mixed up say when she saw Albert Einstein instigating Nicki Minaj? 9olly 9ee!
8. Nicki Minaj is pregnant with Sam 'n Ella twins. After apparently a guy named Romaine tossed her salad.
9. Hassan Minaj tells all his jokes in the same format. Thats like if every Stephen King book was just the same mad lib filled in differently.
10. I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.

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Minaj One Liners

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1. What do you call Nicki Minaj's buttcrack? Silicone Valley
2. "Why is that cotton candy talking?" "Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"
3. What's the first thing you should do when Nicki Minaj dies? Turn the radio back on
4. What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj? Arapahoe.
5. Q: Which headphones are better for listening Nicki Minaj music? A: The ones that broken.
6. Nicki Minaj says she's lost five pounds... ...if she looks behind her, she'll find them
7. Why has Nicki Minaj never been dumped? Because no one can leave all that behind
8. Nicki Minaj Has musical talent
   
9. No James, that isn't a giant peach... ...that is Nicki Minaj walking away from us.
10. Nicki Minaj is like the ocean Filled with plastic.
11. How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for? Pound an alarm
12. Was Nicky Minaj born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happend!
13. Hey Nicki! You need to Minaj your weight!
14. What did Santa say to Miley Cyrus, Nikki Minaj and Paris Hilton? h**... h**... h**...
15. What did Nicki Minaj, h**... and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch.

Nicki Minaj Jokes

Here is a list of funny nicki minaj jokes and even better nicki minaj puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj? Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.
• What is the difference between a Dungeon Dragon and a Dragon? One is imprisoned by Nicki Minaj!

Cheeky Minaj Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

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