minaj Jokes

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If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans

What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj

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"Why is that cotton candy talking?"

"Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"

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Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

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What's the first thing you should do when Nicki Minaj dies?

Turn the radio back on

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What does Nicki Minaj and a pirate captain have in common?

Neither can stop talking about their booty

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Whats the best thing about dating Nicki Minaj?

She won't fall in the toilet if you leave the seat up.

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What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

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What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj?

One has halibut and one has hella butt.

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What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

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What do we do after Nicki Minaj dies?

We could send her to the recycling center and get back 40 tons of plastic

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Q: Which headphones are better for listening Nicki Minaj music?

A: The ones that broken.

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Nicki Minaj says she's lost five pounds...

...if she looks behind her, she'll find them

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Why has Nicki Minaj never been dumped?

Because no one can leave all that behind

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The Qutub Minar in India was painted in bright pink,yellow and neon green...

It is now known as the Qutub Minaj

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What type of Native American would Nikki Minaj be?

Arapaho

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Nicki Minaj

Has musical talent

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What do gym junkies and Nicki Minaj have in common?

They both inject a lot of cash into their ass.

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Nicki Minaj is like the ocean

Filled with plastic.

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Hassan Minaj tells all his jokes in the same format.

Thats like if every Stephen King book was just the same mad lib filled in differently.

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Nicki Minaj is pregnant with Sam 'n Ella twins.

After apparently a guy named Romaine tossed her salad.

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What did the kid who gets Gs and nines mixed up say when she saw Albert Einstein instigating Nicki Minaj?

9olly 9ee!

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Of what Indian nation is Nicki Minaj a part?

Arapaho

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What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.

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What did Nicki Minaj, Hitler and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar?

Ouch.

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Did you hear Nicky Minaj was admitted to hospital?

She had a massive anus rhythm.

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What is the difference between a Dungeon Dragon and a Dragon?

One is imprisoned by Nicki Minaj!

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Was Nicky Minaj born on a highway?

Because that's where most accidents happend!

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What did Santa say to Miley Cyrus, Nikki Minaj and Paris Hilton?

Hoe hoe hoe

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Nicki Minaj is so dumb that..

when critics said music needed more Sax she took off her clothes

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Hey Nicki!

You need to Minaj your weight!

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No James, that isn't a giant peach...

...that is Nicki Minaj walking away from us.

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Why do evangelical Christians get excited when J. Lo or Nicki Minaj farts?

They think they're about to get Raptured

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