Min Jokes
37 min jokes and hilarious min puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about min that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this hilarious collection of Min Jokes! From short two-minute jokes to long-winded Min Pin puns, these jokes are sure to have you in stitches. Laugh at Min Mor one-liners, Pyong-based puns, and of course, plenty of back-and-forth Min-style humor. Get ready to giggle and have a good time with this Min Joke collection!
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Funniest Min Short Jokes
Short min jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The min humour may include short chi jokes also.
- From my 91 year old grandpa Q: What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?
A: You can't hear a vita-min. - What did the Irishman text his Wife? "Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
- I sat in my closed garage with the car on for 30 mins... before I realized I shouldn't have gone with the Tesla.
- If a woman says she'll be ready in 15 mins she will be... No need to remind her every half hour
- My first workout back at the gym was great. I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital.
- My boss calls me a computer Nothing to do with my intelligence. I go to sleep if unattended for 15 mins.
- What did they call the arab dairy farmer who became the chief? A milk sheikh
Figured I had 6 min for my cake day, and for some reason that was the joke that popped in my head - Why was the TV show "The Bachelor" a failure in Saudi Arabia? Episode 1, after 10 mins:
"I'll take them all..."
\- End - - What do you call white people who use Instagram Gram crackers.
Just thought of it a few mins ago and wanted to share. - Well it looks like I won't make it. Found out it's terminal D. And my connecting flight leaves from terminal A in 15 mins.
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Min One Liners
Which min one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with min? I can suggest the ones about hour and 2 min.
- What plant will kill you in 5 min or less if you just stand under it Water lily
- I just lasted 61 mins in bed a new record! Thanks Daylight savings time...
- I've been wondering for 30 mins when my adhd meds will kick in, I guess they never will!
- Why are hours gay? Cause they have lots of secs with lots of min.
- The "Add Min" button on my microwave... ...makes me feel unduly powerful.
- Did you know every 1 min in Africa 60 seconds pass by
- I like my girl like my noodles... wiggly when I eat them
hot and ready in 2 mins - The girls took 5 min to dress up.....
- Test It's just a test, I'll delete it in 2 mins.
Thanks. - What can you see when you're 8 min high moving quickly? A spaced scuttle
- Yo mama has Alzheimer's, she started laughing 10 min ago
- My cat sleeps on the refrigerator... I get to see her every 30 min
- 10 min into chess and chill and she gives you that rook
- My s**... life is like a Jake Paul video. A small tease and 10 mins of nothing.
2 Min Jokes
Here is a list of funny 2 min jokes and even better 2 min puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- a joke that i thought of 2 mins ago. kid: mom, can I get $20?
mom: does it look like I'm made of money?
kid: well, isn't that what M.O.M stands for? - The bar from my home is 20 mins walk but Home from the bar is 2 hours.
PS: Belated Patrick's Day - What do you call 2 pirates that like each other? a pirate ship
i know it s**... but i literally made this on the spot like a couple mins ago and thought to share it - [close Reddit] gosh this website s**...! **[2 mins later reopening Reddit]** maybe it's good now though
Silly Min Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about min you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean waits jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make min pranks.
Guy selling apple seeds at street...
Police officer came and asked him what is he doing..
man: I am selling apple seeds which make you smarter if you eat them.
PO: Really? do they really work?
man: well buy some and try...
PO: okay, give me 5 seeds
man: That is 10$ sir
PO gave man the money and ate the seeds and 2 min after that he said:
PO: wait a minute, I could have bought like 10 apples for that money and get like 20-30 seeds.....
man: see they already work :)
PO: Wow, give me 5 more!
Sry for bad english
Alligator and g**...
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and says I will bet anybody that I can put my g**... into his mouth for 1 minute and take them out unharmed. Everybody put money into this and after 1 min he smashes a beer bottle on the alligators head and pulls his g**... out unharmed and offers anybody else a try. A woman puts up her hand and says "ill give it a try, but you gave to promise not to hit me on the head with a bottle."
A boy walks in late to class.
That day they have a substitute. She asks the boy "Where have you been, and why are you late?"
He says: "Sorry I was on Blueberry Hill."
and takes his seat. About 5 min later another boy comes in late.
The substitute asks " Where have you been, and why are you late?"
He says: "Sorry, I was on Blueberry Hill."
and takes his seat.
This happens 2 more times.
About 5 min after the last boy a girl walks in.
The teacher says" let me guess you were on Blueberry Hill!?"
The girls says" No,.... I am Blueberry Hill!"
A good deal...
Guy 1: I wish my wife stops talking for at least a few min.
Guy 2: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace and she didn't speak to be for 6 months.
Guy 1: What? How? Was it fake?
Guy 2: No. That was our deal !
Just won the most exciting rock papers scissors match I've ever had
The cop said "Papers" I said "scissors" and inmeditaly after that I drove the f#@€ away.
He must have been crazy for a Rematch because he chase me for 10 min!
A couple of guys open a new storefront
30 min later a nosey passer-by is peering through an open window trying to make out what's going on..
He says, Hey what are you guys selling?
They respond .. We're selling a**...…
He says.. business must be good, it looks like you only have two left…
An Eskimo brings his SUV into the shop for repairs.
Mechanic says, "Let me take a look. I'll be with you in a few min." The Eskimo notices they have an ice cream parlor next door, so he heads over while he waits. When he returns to the auto shop, the mechanic stops him and says, "Well... You need a fan belt and it looks like you blew a seal." The Eskimo replies, "Nope. It's just ice cream."
Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report...
He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something?
True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica
I was talking to a British fellow.
He said I can run 30 meters in 1 min. 40 sec.
I replied with Do you mean a hectoseconds?
You have 4 min to cook. Your ingredients are:
Goldfish, An apple w/ 1 bite out of it, Chicken you didn't thaw, & 7 Legos
| Chopped: Moms Edition |
The bus journey
A man is going on a holiday. He is sitting in front of two old ladies who are talking away. He gets offered some raisins by one of them and she hands him a handful of raisins to which he eats up. 10 min later he gets offered the same again. This goes on for the next hour. He starts getting confused as to why they are doing this so he turns round and asks why you offering me so many of your raisins? They both say oh son we don't like them to which he replies why buy them then?
Simple, we both enjoy s**... the chocolate off of them
The local mental asylum is running out of space
So the asylum director concocted a way to release the least crazy residents back into the population.
He drained the swimming pool and observed which residents went in to swim. Those who jumped into the empty swimming pool were obviously not ready to be discharged.
After about 15 min he noted all the residents except one were "swimming" in the empty pool. The director came up to this gentleman, "Congratulations! You didn't jump in the pool and so are ready to go back home." To which the resident replied, "Of course I wouldn't jump in the pool! Someone needs to be the lifeguard!"