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How do people from Wisconsin communicate with each other?

Milwaukee-talkies

What is the painting in Milwaukee of Pope Benedict called using 17,000 Colored Condoms?

Eggs Benedict.

One day, the mayor of Milwaukee gave away the key to the city.

Until he got it back, the city was called, Milwau.

Somebody once told me...

Hands off my Macaroni, Milwaukee pasta bandit found dead. He was picking up the gun, with his finger and his thumb, raising up, pointed straight at his forehead.

A blonde gets on a flight to Milwaukee.

She doesn't have a first class ticket, but sits in first class anyway. The stewardess notices this and calmly asks her to go to the seat on her ticket. The blonde starts yelling and screaming about how she doesn't have to do what the stewardess says, and she can sit where she wants. After a few minutes of this, another passenger walks up to the blonde and whispers something in her ear. She gets this panicked look on her face, and rushes out of first class to her seat. The stewardess looks at the passenger and says, "Thanks, what did you say to her?" The passenger replies, "I told her first class wasn't landing in Milwaukee."

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