The Best 14 Milton Jones Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Milton Jones Jokes and Puns

My friend drowned last week

My friend drowned last week, so I had a wreath made in the shape of a life jacket in his memory. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted.

-Milton Jones

My friend and I recently watched the Star Wars films back to back in preparation for The Last Jedi...

unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.

I visited America recently...

..and got really into the local culture, I was walking along one morning and guy said 'Have a nice day!' and I didn't, so I sued him. --Milton Jones

To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet..

You can hide, but you can't run.

^Credit ^to ^Milton ^Jones.

A lot of people think that firefighters are overpaid, but recently a pole was taken...

...and they all fell through a hole in the floor.

-Milton Jones


Some people just don't understand evolution.

I was talking to an Australian the other day who actually thought *he* came from Darwin!

All credit to Milton Jones for that one.

When my grandfather got sick, my grandmother rubbed lard all over his back.

After that he went downhill very quickly.

\- Milton Jones

Milton Jones joke, When my grandfather got sick, my grandmother rubbed lard all over his back.

I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ...

She looked great going down the stairs.

Source: Milton Jones

My Grandfather is always complaining about the cost of things: " $5 for a cup of coffee, $7 for a cookie?"

I said " Look Grandad, you just showed up: I didn't invite you..."

Milton Jones

I went to see a fortune teller when I was in Vietnam...

...but she was on fire. She was a napalm reader.

I believe this is a Milton Jones joke.

Hear my story on how I became morbidly obese.

Call 888 8888 8888...

, yeah I know. It's okay, it's by Milton Jones...

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I do whatever I can to fight poverty

So the other day, I punched a tramp

(Courtesy of Milton Jones)

If you want to confuse a woman, give her chocolate shoes.

Milton Jones

I was walking along the other day, and someone threw some shampoo at me...

Actually, it turns out it was real poo.

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Joke told by Milton Jones. Great comedian, check him out.

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