Milton Jones Jokes

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1. My friend drowned last week My friend drowned last week, so I had a wreath made in the shape of a life jacket in his memory. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted.
   -Milton Jones
2. My friend and I recently watched the Star Wars films back to back in preparation for The Last Jedi... unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.
3. I visited America recently... ..and got really into the local culture, I was walking along one morning and guy said 'Have a nice day!' and I didn't, so I sued him. --Milton Jones
4. To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet.. You can hide, but you can't run.
   ^Credit ^to ^Milton ^Jones.
5. A lot of people think that firefighters are overpaid, but recently a pole was taken... ...and they all fell through a hole in the floor.
   -Milton Jones
6. Some people just don't understand evolution. I was talking to an Australian the other day who actually thought *he* came from Darwin!
   All credit to Milton Jones for that one.
7. When my grandfather got sick, my grandmother rubbed lard all over his back. After that he went downhill very quickly.
   \- Milton Jones
8. I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs.
   Source: Milton Jones
9. My Grandfather is always complaining about the cost of things: " $5 for a cup of coffee, $7 for a cookie?" I said " Look Grandad, you just showed up: I didn't invite you..."
   Milton Jones
10. Hear my story on how I became morbidly obese. Call 888 8888 8888...
    , yeah I know. It's okay, it's by Milton Jones...

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