Milton Jokes
17 milton jokes and hilarious milton puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about milton that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Milton Short Jokes
Short milton jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The milton humour may include short steam jokes also.
- My friend drowned last week My friend drowned last week, so I had a wreath made in the shape of a life jacket in his memory. I'm sure it's what he would have wanted.
-Milton Jones - My friend and I recently watched the Star Wars films back to back in preparation for The Last Jedi... unfortunately I wasn't the one facing the screen.
- I visited America recently... ..and got really into the local culture, I was walking along one morning and guy said 'Have a nice day!' and I didn't, so I sued him. --Milton Jones
- To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet.. You can hide, but you can't run.
^Credit ^to ^Milton ^Jones. - A lot of people think that firefighters are overpaid, but recently a pole was taken... ...and they all fell through a hole in the floor.
-Milton Jones - A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong ! -Milton Berle A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong !
-Milton Berle - I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs.
Source: Milton Jones - Hear my story on how I became morbidly obese. Call 888 8888 8888...
, yeah I know. It's okay, it's by Milton Jones... - Got fired from the Milton Bradley factory just for working overtime... They said I made too much Trouble.
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Milton One Liners
Which milton one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with milton? I can suggest the ones about milton jones and toaster.
- TIL John Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife dies so he wrote Paradise Regained.
- If you want to confuse a woman, give her chocolate shoes. Milton Jones
Happy Milton Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about milton you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bath jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make milton pranks.
As a judge, I was sentencing criminal defendants when I saw a vaguely familiar face.
I reviewed his record and found that the man was a career criminal, except for a five-year period in which there were no convictions.
Milton, I asked, puzzled, how is it you were able to stay out of trouble for those five years?
I was in prison, he answered. You should know that—you were the one who sent me there.
That's not possible, I said. I wasn't even a judge then.
No, you weren't the judge, the defendant countered, smiling mischievously. You were my lawyer.
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Some people just don't understand evolution.
I was talking to an Australian the other day who actually thought *he* came from Darwin!
All credit to Milton Jones for that one.
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I went to see a fortune teller when I was in Vietnam...
...but she was on fire. She was a n**... reader.
I believe this is a Milton Jones joke.
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I do whatever I can to fight poverty
So the other day, I punched a t**...
(Courtesy of Milton Jones)
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I was walking along the other day, and someone threw some shampoo at me...
Actually, it turns out it was real p**....
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Joke told by Milton Jones. Great comedian, check him out.
