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If you had to choose between your SO and 1 millions dollars...

What is the first thing you would buy?

A man found God one day

He asked: "God, what is one millions years to you?"
God said : "It's like one second to me"
The man said: "What about one millions dollars?"
God said: "it's like one cent to me"
After a while the man asked: "God, can you give me one cent?:
God said: "Of course, just give me a second"

Who gets the money?

In a room there is a poor Nigerian man, a rich Nigerian man, Santa Clause, and the Tooth Fairy. In the middle of the room there is a million dollars. Out of the 4 who gets the millions dollars?
Obviously the poor Nigerian man because the other 3 do not exist.

One Way trip to Mars

NASA was interviewing professionals they were thinking of sending to Mars. The touchy part was that only o**... could go and it would be a one-way trip, the guy not ever returning to Earth.
The interviewer asked the first applicant, an engineer, how much he wanted to be paid for going. "One million dollars," the engineer answered. "And I want to donate it all to my alma mater--Rice University."
The next applicant was a doctor, and the interviewer asked him the same question. Two millions dollars, the doctor said. "I want to give a million to my family and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.
The lawyer replied, " I'll give you one million, I'll keep a million, and we'll send the engineer."
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