Millionare Jokes
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Me:I want to become a millionare like my uncle
My friend:Your uncle is a millionare?
Me:No he wants to become one to
Interviewer: How did you become a Bitcoin millionare
Bitcoin Millionare: ...bit by bit...
How can your husband/wife make you a millionare?
You marry them as a billionare
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The difference between technically and reality
One day, a little boy asks his father what the difference is between 'technically' and 'reality'.
"Son, to help you out, I'll give you something to do. Go ask both your mother and sister if they would sleep with the neighbour for $500,000".
The little boy goes up to ask them then comes back to his father after a little while.
"Dad, Dad! Mom and sis both said they would. What does that mean?"
"Well, son," the father says. "Technically, we're millionares but in reality we live with a couple of dirty w**...!"
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